chad's definitions

flubber

A blob of slimy goo that defies gravity. Ranged in color from black to lime-green. Makes cars fly and basketball players jump to stupefying heights. From FLying rUBBER.

That's exactly what it is. Flying rubber. IT'S FLUBBER!!

by Chad February 13, 2004

skill

drunk pronunciation for skull

Awe fawk Ima mu fawking drung and just felled n busteded up ma skill...

by Chad June 23, 2003

gungus

1.An unknown, strange contagious skin disease, sometimes called jungle rot.

2. Filth, dirt

Hey! Get away from me with that gungus! That's gross!

I wonder how anyone could live in such gungus.

by Chad December 12, 2003

balloonjuice

The slimy liquid released by popping an orally inflated balloon. Thought by some to be spit.

Don't pop that balloon in my face. I don't want a faceful of balloonjuice!

by Chad December 17, 2003

tub of lard

A person who is so fat and/or disgusting that the very sight of them invokes images of a giant vat filled with congealed animal fat.

Kate is so f-ing disgusting. What the he@l does that tub of lard think she is doing. She is not hot enough to get away with saying that.

by Chad October 2, 2003

verbindo

From the latin, verbindoclearis, meaning to clear a blocked drain with ones mouth, a verbindo is defined as performing fellatio on the arse.

Teacher: "Giles get up, you silly boy!"
Giles: "But Miss, i had to get down low to give her the verbindo!"

by chad May 13, 2005

cube farm

An attempt to create a false sense of privacy in an office environment. Also makes it easier for "workers" to do nothing but sip their coffee and listen to Kenny G all day.

Nothing ever gets done in that cube farm.

by Chad February 21, 2004