chad's definitions

telelogophobe

Someone suffering from any form of telelogophobia.

Many of us are telelogophobics

by Chad June 10, 2004

qurr

1) A douche bag with no nuts.
2)Jordann.

Jordann is such a qurr.

by Chad November 2, 2004

vrooky

A term describing brakes when they go out.

I crashed my car 'cause my brakes went vrooky on top of the hill.

by Chad December 7, 2003

chikin jelo

1.chikin pieces Put into fruit flavored jelo

2.chikin broth poured into some jelo mixture before it congeals

3.chikin sat-fat that coagulate when being refigerated

chikin jelo was invented by: Chad Pearce ................ IM DUH MANG!!!!!!

say mang, gimme sum chikin jelo!!!!!!

by Chad March 4, 2005

tub of lard

A person who is so fat and/or disgusting that the very sight of them invokes images of a giant vat filled with congealed animal fat.

Kate is so f-ing disgusting. What the he@l does that tub of lard think she is doing. She is not hot enough to get away with saying that.

by Chad October 2, 2003

verbindo

From the latin, verbindoclearis, meaning to clear a blocked drain with ones mouth, a verbindo is defined as performing fellatio on the arse.

Teacher: "Giles get up, you silly boy!"
Giles: "But Miss, i had to get down low to give her the verbindo!"

by chad May 13, 2005

cube farm

An attempt to create a false sense of privacy in an office environment. Also makes it easier for "workers" to do nothing but sip their coffee and listen to Kenny G all day.

Nothing ever gets done in that cube farm.

by Chad February 21, 2004