chaOS's definitions

Nilay

"I am invisible...uh...I mean invincible..."

by ChAOS April 21, 2003

I can read a map

Used to express understanding of a situation or when something seems very obvious to you.

"Did you feel the tension in that room? I wonder if something is going on between those two."
"Yeah, I can read a map."
or
"Hey, I don't know if I was being too subtle but I would like to spend some 'quality time' with you later, if you know what I mean."
"yeah, I can read a map."

by chaOS January 22, 2014

Wilco

Aviator slang for "will comply'

Tower: Crimson 1-1, take heading 180, angels 25.
Crimson: 1-1, wilco.

by Chaos December 2, 2003

torpy

a really freakin weird dude who plays guitar, gets squished by people like david, and is generally just a freaky person. who plays guitar.

you've got to get torpy out of my salad dressing

by chaos April 24, 2004

stu w

much better than mark chris and scott at skateboarding

they suck

by chaos November 1, 2003

Double Gunter

This night school teacher I had that had two gunts. One after another! gunt

Damn Galen I thought the double gunter was gonna eat you.

by Chaos July 21, 2003

wicked-eve

Beautiful ; Kind ; Caring ; Respectful ; Friendly ; Inspiring ; Sharp ; Sensitive ; Morning Dove

You're such an Eva... I'm so glad to know someone as Eva as you.

by chaos July 14, 2003