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Definitions by chUck

A self-contained environment, usually with only plants inside, that was originally called a Wardian Case. They can be made out of fish tanks with flouroscent hoods, clear empty wine bottles or demijohns, or something as simple as a fish bowl. If there are frogs or herps and/or an exposed pool of water inside, it is considered to be a vivarium, but you can still call it a terrarium.
I love to just stare at my terrarium.
Terrarium by Chuck December 7, 2003

New Jersey 

One of the most polluted states in the United States, although it does have some nice parts (but what state doesn't?).

Imagine any other state in the Northeast US, with everyday things like suburbs, shopping centers, parking lots, wooded areas here and there, highways, businesses, schools, etc., but with all of these things cramped together in a space 50% smaller than they should be, and it gets bigger every year. And then they say "Hey, development creates jobs! Do you have a problem with jobs being created? huh? huh?" Great.
New Jersey is like one big orgy of feces and urine, with some air freshener thrown in to make up for the sick part, especially on the weekends.
New Jersey by Chuck December 7, 2003

dirty wanker 

A real low-down loser.
British for habitual shameless masturbator
That dirty wanker took my wallet!
dirty wanker by Chuck December 1, 2003

littlest hobo 

A wealthy charming good looking man whom i would give anything to be like.
littlest hobo by Chuck November 28, 2003

one percenter 

A member of an "outlaw" motorcycle gang. Origin is the American Motorcycle Associations assertion from the 1960s that 99% of motorcyclists are law abiding citizens.

The Hells Angels, Outlaws, Banditos, Pagans, Warlocks, etc. then adopted the idea that they were the 1%.
That 1%er just ran a light in front of a cop, and the cop acted like he wasn't there!
one percenter by Chuck November 18, 2003
Wow, what a big wanus!
Wanus by Chuck November 16, 2003
That damn chork can't speak english.
Chork by chuck November 6, 2003