bando

An idiot (see fucktard) in a high school or college band.

John was such a bando. Everytime the marching band went out and preformed won an award he shoved it in everyone's face for a week.

"Yeah those bandos over there are corrupting little Timmy, making him do bad things to the director and such.

by Chuck February 16, 2003

skateboard

a good sport that is now being forced into the mainstream by big, businesses, and fucking old retards that have no idea whats it's like to stand on one.

all those little kids on skateboards sporting helmets and safty gear in those cute capri-sun commercials or like that new movie grind. when will it end??

by chuck August 08, 2003

Bat Wing

When a male pulls down the front of their drawers, and they have an overly hairy package (Don King style) and exposes others to the horrible sight. Almost like a frontal mooning.

The chick checked out my bat wing, and was disgusted, and asked me to trim it up before going down on me.

Tim's bat wing is out of control.

I totally bat winged em!

by Chuck September 24, 2004

Chork

Chinese dork.

That damn chork can't speak english.

by chuck November 06, 2003

doggie nuts

testiculs on a dog,
that basterds like
bob barker
tell you to cut off

and they are cute

i would never cut off my doggie nuts

by chuck May 13, 2005

smoldering

chemical reaction

MYRA was smoldering before she was smoking

by chuck May 19, 2004

glory metal

Metal for anyone who has a mullet, drives a camaro, and "loves to rock." Metal for those who wear gaunlets, obsessively watch Lord of the Rings or play D&D. Those who enjoy "hoisting the chalice" and "striking Thor's hammer upon thy sin stricken Earth".

You listen to Manowar?? That sickens me, you Glory Metal piece of shit.

by chuck August 12, 2003