fat chop

1-a ridiculously lazy person; someone posted up on the couch constantly.

2-someone terrible at something, whether it be a sport or an activity or life

Jordan, quit laying around on facebook all day. You're a fat chop.

Look at that guy trying to play golf over there! What a fat chop.

by cgp24 September 20, 2009

Holy Bowl

-The annual meeting between bitter Sacramento rivals Christian Brothers and Jesuit High School. Refers to all sporting events between teams, but generally refers to the football game, which takes place at Hughes Stadium in late September. It's easily the most important day in the life of any football player and student of either school. Holy Bowl is war; a life or death situation. You beat your opponent on the field or face a year of utter humiliation. Trash-talking is an unspoken demand, and dirty hits a must. Holy Bowl is never clean. Holy Bowl is the clashing of blue and red; a hatred so intense the schools alumni journey back to Sacramento to witness this epic game. It sends chivers down your spine, from the moment the sun sets behind the west bleachers to the last second beneath the lights.

Ricky-Hey John, why can't you go with us to the beach this weekend?

John-I'm going back to Sac for Holy Bowl.

by cgp24 September 21, 2009

gnared

1-to cut a piece off of something
2-to do something impressively, possibly much faster than something is usually done.

Damn i just shaved and i gnared off a piece of my chin.

Woah dude you gnared that piece of pizza hella fast.

by cgp24 September 21, 2009

meat

-someone who is the recipiant of a nastly two-strike breaking pitch in the dirt for strike three and is sent back to the dugout in shame.

(Manny Ramirez swings and misses at Tim Lincecum's 12-6 curve ball)
-Grab some pine, meat.

by cgp24 September 21, 2009

walnuts

Adjective.

Kind of like nuts, but way more nuts.

Dude. That Ron Artest brawl the other night was freaking walnuts.

by cgp24 December 14, 2010

choppin

-the act of being lazy; knowing you have to get up and do something productive with your day, but you would rather sit on the couch and text and watch the history channel and look at facebook.

Jordan, you're choppin hella hard today, let's go play golf or something.

by cgp24 September 21, 2009

narcin

-to be sleeping constantly, like that of a narcolept, without regard for what is going on; for instance, in class during a test or while having a deep conversation in the car

(Armando is trying to stay awake during a spanish test but his head keeps bobbing up and down and eventually he falls asleep)

Hey Mando, Mando! Quit narcin!

by cgp24 October 28, 2009