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Carmel Catholic High School

Catholic high school is mundy illinois. Really weird place. Nobody here “upholds the Carmel values”. Not even the teachers. I’m looking at the female English teachers at the end of the 100 hallway. I doubt more than 5 students can actually name all 5 or 7 of them values or whatever. The kids are really fake. Faker than any other school in the entire lake county. Shit spreads like wildfire here. Everyone is always up in everyone else’s business. Carmel is NOT a family and anyone who says that is a liar. You don’t bully and harass your family members like that dude. The only good thing about carmel is the athletics, the cafeteria food, and Father Christian. Best priest ever. But literally everything else at Carmel is ass. Even the hallways smell awful. And the boys 500 bathroom is even worse. Morelia is a fat ugly annoying slob and nobody has any idea where she gets off with an ego and attitude almost as big as her weight. Can she please learn to shut up. Don’t come here!

Things students at Carmel Catholic High School tend to say:
Why does the hallway smell like an ass bomb
Why is everyone here so annoying
Don’t go in the 500 bathroom, someone pooped in the urinal
“Did you hear *name* cheated on *name* with *name*” - 437 students and more twisted and fabricated each time
I hate coming here I wanna transfer
The hockey boys are the most annoying people I’ve ever encountered

by ccanonymous October 27, 2024

CDN

Carmel digital news network. Yall don’t even know the drama that goes on in it. It’s a “patriarchy” and everyone hates each other. Nobody can get along and that’s why it’s on a steady decline. Some of these kids have giant egos too. None of it makes sense. It’s a total shit show. And nobody actually pays attention and watches it anyways.

Didn’t everyone leave CDN

by ccanonymous January 26, 2025

Mollymalzn

This is when your whole friend group hates you. When you’re an outsider, and you butt your way into a new friend group for the sole purpose of getting with someone’s boyfriend, that’s what this is. When this happens, your friend group doesn’t actually like you, and neither does anyone else honestly. Because your face looks like a blobfish but if it was a skinny blond girl with a huge ego. You can’t think you’re cool when boy you stole from the brunette girl has been cheating on you with lz girls for ages! Your “friends” only pretend to like you because of him. And he doesn’t like you either.

Mollymalzn, is and embarrassment and a disgrace.

by ccanonymous January 24, 2025

Carmel catholic cafeteria food

This might be one of the best parts of Carmel. Like even if you’re not already hungry, the smell leading up to the lunch line as you walk towards the cafeteria generates this huge appetite in you. Like you start to starve no matter what food you had beforehand. It’s probably chemicals they put in it to get you to spend your money there. But who cares. The best food is actually the wraps and sandwiches that you can make yourself. Super underrated. And there’s ice cream and cookies every day and all these different drinks and sodas. Like yes it’s overpriced but it’s way better food than other cafeterias. Like it’s good quality. And the lunch employees are outstanding. The cafeteria food is one of the only things Carmel is good for ngl.

why am i so damn hungry
You are walking up to the cafeteria and you smell the Carmel catholic cafeteria food
It’s amazing

by ccanonymous January 28, 2025

Carmel catholic IC bathroom

Let’s be real. People hook up in this bathroom. Mr librarian is too focused on yelling at kids for eating that he doesn’t even notice the multiple kids at a time going in. We’re looking at OSCAR…

Did Oscar just go in the Carmel catholic ic bathroom?
Yes with 4 others

by ccanonymous January 23, 2025

Carmel catholic administration

Cares more about kids wearing name tags and kids being on their phones than bullying and Oscar list type stuff. Like seriously? And Mr Nylen’s rbf and intimidating glares at students isn’t helping the situation. Yall don’t even deal with the ACTUAL problems in the school. Some little freshman kid was probably about to end up locked into the fine arts bathroom with Oscar doing god knows what, while you were yelling at some poor kid for not wearing their name tag. It’s so dumb. And you guys don’t actually care about the students well being. Let’s be for real. You have your favorites. The “popular kids”. And you ignore everyone else’s problems. Kids will be bullying one kid, and when that kid retaliates, you guys get THAT kid in trouble, not the ones actually bullying them. We need new administration. But we still love you doctor A!

I’m walking past Carmel catholic administration. Lemme make sure I have my name tag on, and avoid eye contact with the deans.

by ccanonymous January 24, 2025

Alyssac

She is super sweet and kind. One of my favorite seniors. She’s a talented dancer and she’s such a genuine person. She’s also so pretty and her smile lights up the room and a conversation with her brightens your day. She’s beautiful inside and out.

Alyssac is my favorite senior
She dances well and she’s so pretty and sweet

by ccanonymous January 25, 2025