The Port

The Port refers to Port Glasgow, a town in the west coast of Scotland. People who aren't local tend to confuse Port Glasgow with the city called Glasgow, so the Port works as a nickname to avoid this confusion.

Port Glasgow is next to Greenock and smaller places like Kilmacolm and Langbank. It's home to the Port bird.
"Where are you from?

"Port Glasgow."
"Oh I love Glasgow!"
"I'm not from Glasgow, I'm from the Port!"
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Kilmacolm

Kilmacolm is a village in western Scotland. It has some poor people but is predominantly populated by the middle and upper classes.
I heard he's moved to one of those mansions in Kilmacolm
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Keep the Heid

A more Scottish way of saying "keep the head"; it means to stay calm and keep your mind away from going crazy-loco or angry.
"Look, it's no even worth it. Keep the heid!"
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