Inverkip is a village in the west coast of Scotland. It is normally pretty peaceful but has gotten more murder-y in recent decades.

There is a beautiful marina that has lots of boats and some really nice rich people homes. There's also a manor called Ardgowan that is surrounded by land where you can find sheep and horses etc.

Inverkip was small but new houses keep being built on the hills behind the village and lots of trees are being knocked down to do this because someone said "fuck the environment!".

From Inverkip you can travel down the stunning coastal road towards Largs, perfect for summer driving. Inverkip has a small beach as well, which is usually quiet but can occasionally be filled with drunk teenagers.
"I'm thinking of getting married in Inverkip."
"Just avoid the murderers."
by catpeesweeties February 9, 2021
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