cartman5000's definitions

carrot top

A fire crotch. And kinda annoying.

Carrot=red=FIRE CROTCH! Haha!

by cartman5000 August 6, 2004

talking out of your ass

A person that talks just to hear there self talk.

U sound better talking out of ur mouth not ur ass.

by cartman5000 July 25, 2004

shitty charlotte

A way better name to describe the shittyest band ever made. There all posers. See Avril Lavinge.

Shitty charlotte sucks major ass. Same with Avril Lavinge.

by cartman5000 July 26, 2004

tony hawk

A dinosaur to skateboarding.

Tony Hawk single handedly fucked skateing fo life by releasing a video game and making a whole shit lode of posers.

by cartman5000 July 25, 2004

wine cooler

A sissy drink. Something sissys think is cool.

Carl the chode drinks wine coolers cuz hes a fuckin sissy.

by cartman5000 July 21, 2004

Mcjob

A job that is low paying, and a low talent job... See Micker

Mcdonalds has mcjobs.

by cartman5000 July 29, 2004

Fripy

A pussy that smells raunchy.

Sarah's pussy was Fripy.

by cartman5000 August 10, 2004