thunderturds

A shit that uses as much force as thunder, and sounds like thunder.

Jamies had a thunderturd.

by cartman5000 August 11, 2004

smigger

A smurf who talks shit.

U best watch out fo i bust a cap in ur ass bitch.

by cartman5000 July 27, 2004

Ctrl+Alt+Del

The keys u press when ur shitty windows computer fucks up and u need to restart.

My shitty windows computer fucked up fo the 5th time in 10 min.

by cartman5000 July 26, 2004

jesus is my homeboy

One whos homeboy is jesus.

Jesus is my homeboy fo life.

by cartman5000 August 09, 2004

poos

A chick with one tit bigger than the other.

That chick will never get laid/

by cartman5000 July 26, 2004

trick

A trick is a bitch or biznatch.

Stop Rippin on Me You Trick.

by cartman5000 July 25, 2004

tang

Orange drink thats good with orange smirnoff ice.

Tang makes a healthy wang!!!

by cartman5000 July 30, 2004