cardenio's definitions

michigan

a place where your horoscope is correct more often than the weather channel

"independence day fireworks have been canceled due to heavy snow and low visibility"

by cardenio February 4, 2005

troll

someone from the lower peninsula of michigan and likes to complain about the excess of snow they think they got

"we got an inch of snow and they closed school"

by cardenio February 4, 2005

live journal

live journal (lj) – n. Free online blogging service.
analogy Live journals are like ropes. They help you climb the social ladder. However, the rope (lj) only works if you reach out (type in your password) and grab it (pick a cool color scheme, generally an unreadable one) and pull yourself up (write daily updates as to how your life is going and how stupid everything else is, then open the forum for comments). It also helps to post some hawt pictures of yourself, especially when posed with two or three members of the opposite sex.

www.livejournal.com/users/apec766

by cardenio April 6, 2005

cwrw

Cwrw is Welsh for beer or ale. Even if a welshman is not a fluent welsh speaker, it is very likely he will know the meaning of this word.

Cwrw Gorau Cymru - The good beer of wales

by Cardenio March 30, 2004

upper peninsula

the most-ignored location on the map

"hey, michigan is shaped like a hand!"

by cardenio February 4, 2005

trumpet

The greatest instrument ever. The instrument that gets to play fanfares. The instrument that can produce many messed-up (in a good way) sounds. For example, blowing air across the valve end caps produces a low wind-whistle, and if you trill the valve, the wind-whistle also trills. You can shriek by blowing a sharp burst of air across the mouthpiece. You can sound like an elephant by lowering the valves halfway and blowing.

Also, the first five letters spell "trump"

--Whoa, what's that? It's friggin' huge!
--That's the trumpet ego.

by cardenio February 4, 2005

michigan

home of Bob Seger and Grand Funk Railroad

"I think I'm goin' to Katmandu!"

"I'm getting closer to my home..."

by cardenio February 4, 2005