Definitions by captain poopypants

exactly right 

after recieving a compliment it is a way of acknowledging the compliment and also informing everyone that you knew how great you are.

Gentlemen, Wade garrett. Holy Shit! Exactly right

exactly right by captain poopypants November 13, 2004

hurts don't it 

During a fight this comment comes in handy as a way to show that you expected the unexpected and responded with a kick to the side of the attackers knee. It is usually after they call you dad.

OWWWWWW. Hurts don't it?

hurts don't it by captain poopypants November 13, 2004

I sure ain't gonna show ya my dick 

A comeback during an argument or fight. Used to show who is the boss.

Come on dickless. I sure ain't gonna show ya my dick.

I sure ain't gonna show ya my dick by captain poopypants November 12, 2004

JC Pennys is here because of me! 

A way to show that you are powerful. A way to win an argument, or show superiority.

Hell I brought the photomat, the 7-11. JC Pennys is here because of me!

JC Pennys is here because of me! by captain poopypants November 12, 2004

right boot 

A statement that expresses concern over potentially violent patrons at at club. Usually followed by, "got it".

Right boot. Got it.

right boot by captain poopypants November 12, 2004

don't eat the big white mint 

A popular slogan used to insult your co-wokers or place of business.

They should have a sign hanging over the urinals that says don't eat the big white mint. Its hog heaven

don't eat the big white mint by captain poopypants November 12, 2004

pain don't hurt 

A very popular philosphy of NYU students regarding "natural causes" accidents in the workplace. A way to explain not using pain medication. usually said with a smirk, and topless.

You'll need some staples. No local antesthetic? Pain don't hurt.

pain don't hurt by captain poopypants November 12, 2004