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by captain poopypants November 11, 2004
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Get the JC Pennys is here because of me! mug.a high class way of saying credit card. Usuallyy said when paying for cocktails at the bandstand. Usually a credit card golden in color symbolizing that it is a premium customer.
by captain poopypants November 15, 2004
Get the gold plastic mug.A polite, but stern way to ask an unwanted guest or patron to leave the premises immediately! If not it might get taken outside.
I think its time for you gentlemen to leave. We were just havin some fun. (nod head and motion to get them out of the bar)
by captain poopypants November 15, 2004
Get the I think its time for you gentlemen to leave mug.The one who runs the show. What he says goes. The one who is in charge of the bouncers at a club, they see everything. Usually they earn $5000 up front, $500 a night, CASH
To protect my investment I've hired the best damn cooler in the business. (editors note: Wade garrett is the best)
by captain poopypants November 12, 2004
Get the cooler mug.A stylish man who wears suits with the sleeves rooled up. Someone who hangs out with a nerd and a greasy jock. Someone who has converse hightops, bleached blonde hair, and who scams his principal every episode.
by captain poopypants November 12, 2004
Get the preppy mug.a third party hired to "run the show". They have final say, and are basically hired as a consultant of such things as bar staff, security and bouncers, bar design, attitude, and alcohol. They have no affiliation with the club other than that they are there to striaghten up the mess. For a nice buick call....
by captain poopypants November 29, 2004
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