captain poopypants's definitions

cooler

a third party hired to "run the show". They have final say, and are basically hired as a consultant of such things as bar staff, security and bouncers, bar design, attitude, and alcohol. They have no affiliation with the club other than that they are there to striaghten up the mess. For a nice buick call....

To protect my investment I've hired the best damn cooler in the business.

by captain poopypants November 29, 2004

preppy

A stylish man who wears suits with the sleeves rooled up. Someone who hangs out with a nerd and a greasy jock. Someone who has converse hightops, bleached blonde hair, and who scams his principal every episode.

Where is kelly and Screech? They are with preppy at the Max.

by captain poopypants November 12, 2004

You're too stupid to have a good time!

A direct insult, a challenge to fight. A way to alienate or provoke Wesleys men.

Sorry we're closed. Then what are all these people doing here? Drinking and having a good time... Thats why we're here. You're too stupid to have a good time!

by captain poopypants November 12, 2004

moosehead

A man who wears too much styling moose in his hair. A way to start a fight outside, not inside, a club. usually a pompous guy who has big hair, someone you thought would be "bigger"

Come on, I've always wanted to try you. Come on moosehead. Dickhead.

by captain poopypants November 12, 2004

JC Pennys is here because of me!

A way to show that you are powerful. A way to win an argument, or show superiority.

Hell I brought the photomat, the 7-11. JC Pennys is here because of me!

by captain poopypants November 12, 2004

vodka rocks

a slang term used to describe a smokin hot girl at a saloon or tavern.

Hey..Vodka Rocks, what'ya say you and me get nipple to nipple?

by captain poopypants November 19, 2004

ah know you

I sign of respect. Showing that you have heard all about the exploits of a famous cooler.

Get me a beer will ya. Ah know you.

by captain poopypants November 13, 2004