cooler

The one who runs the show. What he says goes. The one who is in charge of the bouncers at a club, they see everything. Usually they earn $5000 up front, $500 a night, CASH

To protect my investment I've hired the best damn cooler in the business. (editors note: Wade garrett is the best)

by captain poopypants November 12, 2004

attitudes

a apir of tits. usually available to touch for $20 by a sweaty guy with a combover.

Ever seen a better apir of attitudes? I'll let you kiss em for twenty bucks.

by captain poopypants November 13, 2004

it was tails

a threat or grim reminder that you do not, and will not beat wesley. usaully written on looseleaf paper or a bar napkin and stabbed through tthe chest of your meho.

Hey, i said one beer. It was tails!

by captain poopypants November 13, 2004

don't eat the big white mint

A popular slogan used to insult your co-wokers or place of business.

They should have a sign hanging over the urinals that says don't eat the big white mint. Its hog heaven

by captain poopypants November 12, 2004

skimming

A way that Pat takes money from the cashiers till and costs the club revenue. Usually means going through a bottle every thirty minutes, taking one out of every 8 drafts, and one out of every thirty shots. Roughly costs about $150 a night. Also known as a great way to consider it severance pay and to take the train.

Why did you fire the bartender pat? He was skimming.

by captain poopypants November 12, 2004

saves time

used to explain why you carry such items as medical records.

Do you always carry your medical records? Saves Time

by captain poopypants November 11, 2004

preppy

A stylish man who wears suits with the sleeves rooled up. Someone who hangs out with a nerd and a greasy jock. Someone who has converse hightops, bleached blonde hair, and who scams his principal every episode.

Where is kelly and Screech? They are with preppy at the Max.

by captain poopypants November 12, 2004