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Definitions by captain phoenix

Natural Born Killers. Unbelieveably underated Oliver Stone flick (writing credits to Quentin Tarantino) about two serial killers and how the media will go so low as to glorify their atrocities in the hopes of making a quick buck. Came out of the magical year of 1994 with such classics as The Shawshank Redemption and Forrest Gump (and Pulp Fiction?). Recently made Entertainment Weekly's 25 most controversial films of all time, reeling in the #8 spot, likely due to the incredibly graphic nature of violence depicted (for its time) and the murder trials soon thereafter in which the murderers claimed they were emulating the main characters from NBK.
Never watch NBK while tripping.
nbk by captain phoenix June 27, 2006

beer bong 

NO! A beer bong is the home-made pressure release valve (basically two straws and a cover) placed on top of a long neck to effectively shotgun the long neck. The thing with the tubing and a funnel is a funnel...in case you couldn't get the connection.
Once you release your thumb from the shorter straw on the beer bong, the pressure releases, causing air to rush into the long neck and force beer out like a fire hose.
beer bong by captain phoenix June 27, 2006

skittles 

With Skittle bag, sometimes used to refer to miscellaneous heterogeneous mix of various narcotic pills, jumbled up in a bag (usually leftovers donated to the communal skittle bag). Often multicolored like a bag of skittles. Incredibly dangerous, as the actual contents are often unknown, and, thusly, the effects are often a surprise high.
Yo, break open the bag o' skittles and let's do some lines.
skittles by captain phoenix May 17, 2006

trifecta 

The fastest way to puke/give yourself alcohol poisoning from beer: in immediate succession, disc, shotgun, funnel. If done properly, 7 beers in under a minute.
We completed the trifecta in 45 seconds, and felt it immediately.
trifecta by captain phoenix May 17, 2006

discraft 

Brand of flying discs (NOT Frisbee), and probably the most popular among ultimate players. Best-seller is the 175 gram Ultrastar.
I bought my discs online from discraft.
discraft by captain phoenix May 17, 2006
Frisbee is a registered trademark of the Wham-O corporation, and markedly inferior in quality to the discraft line. "Disc" is derived from "flying disc".
I hate it when people say "let's play some disc".
disc by captain phoenix May 17, 2006

glassschlager 

Works on the same premise as Goldschlager. Made by accidentally leaving a jug of wine in the freezer, letting it explode, then scooping the frozen mess into a nalgene and defrosting. The shards of broken glass replace the "Gold" and the jug wine (preferrably Carlo Rassi) replaces the "schlager". May also include blood.
That burning sensation is normal. They call it "Glassschlager".