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Groat's syndrome

A physiological condition that renders the sufferer with profound hyperactivity and spasticity... like after drinking 5 cups of coffee. Possibly named after Hall of Fame baseball player Dick Groat.

This little known disease was brought to the mainstream by a complete episode of 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' being devoted to it. We can thank the honorable Larry David for taking a leadership role in bringing awareness to the public so we can raise money to defeat this life-altering disease.
That girl who is playing the piano way too fast and grunts while she's playing must have Groat's syndrome.

Whoa! She just attached the emcee! Yep, she's got it!
by cagedape January 24, 2011
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rednick

The offspring of a 'redneck' and a 'normal' person. Picture Larry the Cable guy knocking up Sandra Bullock. The ensuing baby will indubitably have innate, annoying redneck qualities from it's father, whilst the mother would try to raise it with class so it has a good shot at succeeding in life. It'd grow up to be a person who, for the most part, fits into normal society, yet still has many annoying redneck quirks. Similar to an interracial child, yet a mix of culture instead of race.
"Yo, little Billy lives in a $300,000 house with his parents, and he goes to the finest prep school. Yet he still blows snot rockets in mixed company, and he fastened the seat back on his bike with duck tape. I haven't met his parents, but my guess is that little Billy is a rednick."
by cagedape January 13, 2010
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Charlie Sheen

Legendary party animal. Gets the best drugs, booze, and porn whores money can buy. The hardest fucking partyer since Rick James, may he rest in peace (See, that shit'll catch up with you!)

Oh, also star of one of the highest rated tv shows, Two and a Half Men, and he made some halfway decent movies in the 80's.
Dude, I got my 8 ball and I'm meeting up with Buffy and Cindy tonight. I'm ready to get my Charlie Sheen on!
by Cagedape February 25, 2011
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