intel

1: a company which states it has a good multi-tasking processor, but utterly failed upon the release of dual core processors.

2:a company which sells computer related articles for about 2-3 times as much as they are worth.
1:
guy1:Shit dude, I got an intel P-XE for 1600$
Guy2:too bad my economy x2 3800+ outperforms it in a lot of things and costs 1/4 as much.
Guy3:screw both of you, i got a x2 4800+ for 1k and it's ranked as the best thing on the market
guy1:I wish I didn't listen to the tech guy at best buy, i think he was a highschool drop out.

2:dude, your overclocked pentium4 is reaching 70degrees C, maybe you could backwards engineer it and sell it world wide as an overpriced heater...
by chris September 16, 2005
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going

he snitched and said the goin was me
by chris March 08, 2005
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Shereen

An example of Scottish/Cockney rhyming slang, Shereen Nanjiani = Fanny.
Shereen Nanjiani has been the main presenter of 'Scotland Today' for nearly twenty years and is one the best known faces on Television in Scotland. The term is usually shortened to 'Shereen' and is normally used when insulting or sometimes greeting friends.
1: "how's it going Shereen?"
2: "You're such a Shereen!"
by Chris June 19, 2006
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fire fighting

here I am fed up with fire fighting
by chris October 07, 2004
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restard

A jokish sort of way of saying retard. Occured when a drunk flatmate tried to called me retarded. Has since been adopted as a common insult.
Man, you're so restarded.

Ha! That so ionic....
by Chris February 23, 2005
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bloody drill

A grab with voldo, Press B+K with voldo and you will see A LOT of damage.

Also a drink that was created at Chuck-a-palooza 1, it consists of bacardi vanilla, 99 Blackberries and either Pepsi or Dr. Pepper, and like the grab the drink also does A LOT of damage.
Holy shit i just had a bloody drill and it did alot of damage.
by chris December 21, 2004
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Cobained

The point one arrives at after overdosing on THC; where you literally cannot function to the point where you might as well take a shotgun blast to the face.
"Holy fuck, Chris is Cobained."
"Oh man, I'm Cobained."
"Hasak just hit the ground, I think he's Cobained."
by Chris March 05, 2004
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