TV Junkie

A person who is utterly addicted to all forms of television. Most especially reality television shows, for example; Starting Over House, The Biggest Loser, Fear Factor et al. This disease however is not limited to only reality television shows, but also Law and Order and it's derevitives.

Gee that Katherine really is a TV Junkie. If this were cocaine she'd have track marks on her arms.

by Chris January 11, 2005

joemoma

a awesome come back that can never be beaten

1st person-"-YOU are Fat and Ugly!"
2nd person" oh yeah, well Joemoma "

by chris May 13, 2005

Bob’s your auntie’s live-in lover

A updated version of "Bob's your uncle" that more accurately depicts the level of divorce in the modern world.

Definition: "there you go/it will be done and sorted"

to run a ps2 game you put in in the games console and bob's your anutie's live-in lover

by Chris January 28, 2004

Toucher De Weiner

A person who touches male genitals

I hear that you are a Toucher De Weiner

by Chris February 20, 2005

peckish

In English and commonwealth countries this means to be "somewhat hungry"

"I am a hua of a peckish" means that you are very hungry

by Chris November 19, 2004

shiva

a true player; one who is good with women

Don Juan is a shiva.

by chris January 05, 2005

four fifth

A .45 caliber handgun or pistol, usualy used in urban slang such as rap.
Common to words such as tre deuce being a .32, deuce deuce being a .22.

"Looked up and I seen Swift shootin it out
But I can't see who he's shootin it out with
But Denaun's right behind him squeezin his four fifth"

-Eminem (one shot 2 shot)

by chris November 15, 2004