Urban Dictionary: Definitions by cHris

fisheye

When you cum in a girl's eye, she winks because it stings. If you look at a live fish, it winks in the same manner.

I gave her the old fisheye and she bit my dick.

by Chris March 20, 2005

LD

Light Defense. Position played in tribes which can only be played by those with far superior skills than any other player.

"i will LD the flag"

by chris July 12, 2003

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Also commonly known as The Greek, The Great, Bum Fucker,greek god or Crazy son of a bitch. Loves to party, loves big fat greek parties, loves women, makes love to women, women love christos. Kind, sympathetic, and always knows wut not to say, christos charms not only women, but other forms of life. Is very inviting and loves sports, soccer is the best cuz god put it in the commandments in fine print at the bottom. Also on the same level wit an Enzo, Christo and Enzo will rise one day to build an empire, one where everyone can be as great them.

Ey, Christos don hurt me plz, i love greeks
Ey,Christos, u noe my friend Jim? hes greek
Don pull a Christos, ur ass will be sore in the mornin (insert signature Christos laugh here)

by chris February 1, 2005

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non-thesaurusical

its a word. used in the sense of feeling that your not up to using a plethora of complicated words.

"i hereby announce that non-thesaurusical is now a word"

by Chris December 10, 2004

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mac mini

A $499 6.5" x 2" Apple computer introduced at the 2005 SF Macworld Expo which is based on the design of the ill-fated but award winning G4 Cube. Designed to lure iPod-toting windows users into the Mac OS camp by allowing them to cheaply replace their CPU while keeping their existing monitor, mouse, keyboard, etc... Live the digital life in stylish simplicity.

Steve just replaced his ugly virus-prone, crash-ridden wintel box with an elegant Mac Mini.

by Chris January 19, 2005

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