cHris's definitions

dobber

someone who is flighty, naive, and never knows what is going on. Your average idiot with no real direction in life, who is normally the one doing stupid things when your with your friends.

dude your such a dobber

by chris January 8, 2005

fuckwit

person so stupid they cannot function above the minimum requirements of a human, which are eating, sleeping, and fucking.

ummm george, how do you turn this blender off?
its the blue button with the big word off, fuckwit

by chris April 10, 2005

stat

Short version for statutory rape

You were brought up on stat charges!!!!!

by Chris January 27, 2004

SIDS

Small Island Developing States.

Dr Toepfer was speaking at the launch of a Unep report on the plight of small island developing states, known as Sids.

by Chris January 6, 2005

bling bling

chrome, gold plated, blinking lights or other crap that some one bolts or glues on his or her auto to make them "cool"

dust puppy sure has some bling bling lights

by chris April 4, 2003

WOS

abbreviation for "Waste of Sperm", someone who should not have been born

Chuck is such a WOS, his dad should've shot it in his momma's hair instead of her nasty puss!

by Chris December 5, 2002

kandice

someone so amazingly fugly, so incredibly annoying, mean, and fat.. that everyone hates her

kandice stop following me! and my friends! we freakin hate u!

by chris December 29, 2004