cHris's definitions

rabble rouser

One who starts trouble.

Don't invite that kid to a party, he's a real rable rouser.

by Chris May 13, 2005

nadsat

a language used in clockwork orange consisting of english, russian, and slang

synthemesc is nadsat for synthetic mescaline

by chris April 3, 2005

chale

Chicano term used for disagreement

Lets go see Biodome with Pauly Shore
Chale!

by Chris May 28, 2003

ass-30

Refrence to being up so early in the morning that time does not matter.

I had to get up at ass-30 to make it to the airport.

by Chris November 9, 2004

Penelope Cruz

A seductive, sexy and beautiful actress. She has a cute Spanish accent and is incredibly hott! Penelope Cruz is a godess!

1) Penelope Cruz is a godess!
2) If Penelope Cruz were a lifeguard, I'd drown just so she could give me mouth to mouth.
3) Penelope Cruz is totally eye candy and I have a sweet tooth.
4) If Penelope Cruz were any sweeter, there would be a wanted poster for her at the candy shop.
5) Penelope Cruz makes all the other actresses look bad.

by Chris May 13, 2005

titty twister

When someone pinches your nipple and painfully twists them untill they bleed or bruse.

The other day I had two friends over. As one held me down the othe gave me a titty twister and part of my nipple fell off. (This is a true story)

by Chris December 28, 2003

american bulldog

A strong robust dog much taller then the english or french bulldog. Bred in america by Dr. Johnson and Dr. Scott. These two men had different views of the perfect american bulldog so the created two kinds. The Johnson which has a huge chest and is usaully a bit heavier, and the scott bulldog which is has more lean muscle rather then big bulky muscle. Both American bulldogs are great working dogs and are used to hunt wild hogs.

My american bulldog is big

by chris May 28, 2005