Definitions by butt weasel

butt cowboy 

ring piece rancher, poo pipe pioneer, cumslinger, shit shafting sheriff, etc etc

Damien you filthy butt cowboy, what are you doing in there with the attendant?

butt cowboy by butt weasel September 3, 2003

dirt box

arse, the tight brown rather than the easy pink, poo pipe, chocolate starfish

Suzie wouldn't let me up her dirt box and I had to settle for her fouf instead

dirt box by butt weasel September 2, 2003

south of the border trouser marauder 

An uphill gardener, a shirt lifter, poo poker, matress grabber, marmite munching chocolate tobogannist todger trampolinist, who's light on his feet.

Dave may be in the rugger club but I still reckon he's a south of the border trouser marauder by the way he shouts 'chase me chase me' when he's got the ball

south of the border trouser marauder by butt weasel September 1, 2003

ringpiece rutter

an uphill gardener, whoopsie

The filthy ringpiece rutter has been making Tarquin grab the matress all bloody night.

ringpiece rutter by butt weasel August 29, 2003

cunt batter 

gop, fanny goo

She loved it, when I'd delivered my muck her socks were already awash with cunt batter

cunt batter by butt weasel August 29, 2003

muck 

spunk, man fat, chef's special sauce

she get's really cross if I don't give her a gob full of muck every night

muck by butt weasel August 29, 2003

Wally Jumblat 

1) 1970s Beirut warlord.
2) Large breasts, kahunas, knorks

Go on luv, I'll buy you a babycham if you let me go blub blub blub in your wally jumblats

Wally Jumblat by butt weasel August 29, 2003