dirt box

arse, the tight brown rather than the easy pink, poo pipe, chocolate starfish
Suzie wouldn't let me up her dirt box and I had to settle for her fouf instead
by butt weasel September 02, 2003
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cunt batter

She loved it, when I'd delivered my muck her socks were already awash with cunt batter
by butt weasel August 29, 2003
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An uphill gardener, a shirt lifter, poo poker, matress grabber, marmite munching chocolate tobogannist todger trampolinist, who's light on his feet.
Dave may be in the rugger club but I still reckon he's a south of the border trouser marauder by the way he shouts 'chase me chase me' when he's got the ball
by butt weasel September 01, 2003
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punishing the primate

I'm going to have to punish my primate otherwise I'll need a wheelbarrow for my sack.
by butt weasel August 29, 2003
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dead as a missing schoolgirl

someone/something that is clearly doomed
This is your captain speaking, with our remaining engine having burst into flames I can inform passengers that they are as dead as missing schoolgirls
by butt weasel August 29, 2003
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ringpiece rutter

The filthy ringpiece rutter has been making Tarquin grab the matress all bloody night.
by butt weasel August 29, 2003
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butt cowboy

ring piece rancher, poo pipe pioneer, cumslinger, shit shafting sheriff, etc etc
Damien you filthy butt cowboy, what are you doing in there with the attendant?
by butt weasel September 03, 2003
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