bungalow bill's definitions

near tears

a feeling of rapture

This flash animation has rendered me near tears

by Bungalow Bill November 14, 2001

b-ball

The game of basketball

Let's go play some b-ball tonight at the elementary school

by Bungalow Bill November 16, 2001

idiot box

television. Negative connotation.

Hmm. I can't find any cultural events for us to attend tonight. I guess we'll just have to watch the idiot box.

by Bungalow Bill January 30, 2002

Bitch

The person forced to sit in the middle of the back seat in a car. Often in cases where multiple men and one woman are riding, the woman will automatically be the "bitch" to serve as padding for irrational male homophobia.

Looks like <insert name here> is sitting bitch again

by Bungalow Bill November 7, 2001

get off

to be really excited about something

I get off on Seinfeld

by Bungalow Bill November 7, 2001

woodie

An erection.

Look at that donkey over there. His woodie is quite magnificent.

by Bungalow Bill February 16, 2002

Asian persuasion

An affinity for Asian women

That home boy Aaron...he's got the Asian persuasion

by Bungalow Bill December 2, 2002