bumbleclot's definitions

the poopy dance

occurs when you have to take a shit but there is no restroom nearby. therefore you end up dancing around while prairie dogging, trying to hold the turd at bay.

i had to do the poopy dance for fifteen minutes in the mall before i could find a restroom.

by bumbleclot January 2, 2009

closet hottie

A person whose extreme hottness is kept discreetly hidden (usually by modest clothing).

I had no idea that girl was such a closet hottie. She was hiding that body under that baggy sweatshirt all winter.

by bumbleclot December 1, 2009

big balls

when something is a pain in the ass, it's "big balls". italian-american slang.

this job is big balls.

by bumbleclot December 17, 2008

yumping yack

"Jumping jack" as pronounced by Mexican laborers who don't speak good English. A jumping jack is a hand operated piece of equipment that compacts soil at a construction site.

Boss said to use the yumping yack on dees dirt over here

by bumbleclot June 11, 2009

blue collar

Blue collar does NOT simply refer to working class people. Blue collar workers are working class people whose jobs consist of MANUAL labor.

A white collar worker may also be a member of the working class. In some cases white collar workers make less money than blue collar workers.

Construction laborers are blue collar workers.

by bumbleclot May 14, 2009

St. Patrick's Day

The one day of the year when it is socially acceptable to be shitfaced during the day, whether you're at school, work, etc.

Normally I would not go to class drunk at 9:00am, but it's St. Patrick's Day.

by bumbleclot March 17, 2010

boner-biting dick-fart fuckface

What Phillip calls Terrence in the South
Park movie.

Terrence: Well, Phillip, I hope you've learned something from this whole experience.

Phillip: I sure have, Terrance. I've learned that you are a boner-biting dick-fart fuckface.

by bumbleclot February 12, 2009