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snack bitch

Person in a group of stoners who is elected to retrieve snacks for the rest of the group. A snack bitch is required at times when certain individuals get the munchies and are too stoned to get their own snacks.

A snack bitch should either be the sober person in the group, or the person who is best at remaining cognizant while stoned.

The snack bitch is usually elected by the majority vote.
I'm too fucking stoned to make a sandwich. Can you be the snack bitch tonight?
by bumbleclot May 18, 2009
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blue collar

Blue collar does NOT simply refer to working class people. Blue collar workers are working class people whose jobs consist of MANUAL labor.

A white collar worker may also be a member of the working class. In some cases white collar workers make less money than blue collar workers.
Construction laborers are blue collar workers.
by bumbleclot May 14, 2009
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ranger

1. A compact pickup truck produced by Ford. Probably one of the shittiest, most cheaply made trucks money can buy.

2. An "elite" U.S. Army infantryman. Rangers pride themselves in physical stamina, but they are not the sharpest crayons in the box. NOT the same thing as Special Forces.
My ranger broke down again today.

Rangers can road march for 30 miles, but can't read.
by bumbleclot May 7, 2009
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miscarriage

God's method of abortion.

About 10-20% of pregnancies will result in miscarriage (this statistic is from mayoclinic.com).
Thank God that welfare-sucking bitch had a miscarriage.
by bumbleclot May 6, 2009
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maths

How people outside of the U.S. refer to mathematics.
Crikey! I bloody hate maths, mate!
by bumbleclot May 5, 2009
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mosquito wings

Humorous slang term for private's stripes in the U.S. Army. Mosquito wings signify a rank of E-2, whereas no stripes signify a rank of E-1.
A soldier typically receives his/her mosquito wings after 6 months of active duty.
by bumbleclot April 1, 2009
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gommed

Being accosted to do a loathsome, undesirable task at work.
Guy #1: Where's John? It's 5:00.
Guy #2: He was gommed.
by bumbleclot February 17, 2009
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