big balls

when something is a pain in the ass, it's "big balls". italian-american slang.
this job is big balls.
by bumbleclot December 17, 2008
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St. Patrick's Day

The one day of the year when it is socially acceptable to be shitfaced during the day, whether you're at school, work, etc.
Normally I would not go to class drunk at 9:00am, but it's St. Patrick's Day.
by bumbleclot March 17, 2010
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the poopy dance

occurs when you have to take a shit but there is no restroom nearby. therefore you end up dancing around while prairie dogging, trying to hold the turd at bay.
i had to do the poopy dance for fifteen minutes in the mall before i could find a restroom.
by bumbleclot January 02, 2009
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googow

"Google" as pronounced in Pittsburgh (see Pittsburghese).
Yinzer #1: How many superbows did da Stiwwers win?
Yinzer #2: I dunno. Googow it.
by bumbleclot July 19, 2010
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mosquito wings

Humorous slang term for private's stripes in the U.S. Army. Mosquito wings signify a rank of E-2, whereas no stripes signify a rank of E-1.
A soldier typically receives his/her mosquito wings after 6 months of active duty.
by bumbleclot April 01, 2009
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a girl who is so intensely attractive that she causes a guy spill his load too soon, thus inducing a premature ejaculation.
much to her chagrin, jessica was a premature ejaculation inducer. all of her sexual encounters lasted only a few moments; her hottness was to blame for the rapid ejaculatory speed of her male partners.
by bumbleclot July 11, 2006
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snack bitch

Person in a group of stoners who is elected to retrieve snacks for the rest of the group. A snack bitch is required at times when certain individuals get the munchies and are too stoned to get their own snacks.

A snack bitch should either be the sober person in the group, or the person who is best at remaining cognizant while stoned.

The snack bitch is usually elected by the majority vote.
I'm too fucking stoned to make a sandwich. Can you be the snack bitch tonight?
by bumbleclot May 18, 2009
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