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maths

How people outside of the U.S. refer to mathematics.
Crikey! I bloody hate maths, mate!
by bumbleclot May 5, 2009
mugGet the mathsmug.

big balls

when something is a pain in the ass, it's "big balls". italian-american slang.
this job is big balls.
by bumbleclot December 17, 2008
mugGet the big ballsmug.

St. Patrick's Day

The one day of the year when it is socially acceptable to be shitfaced during the day, whether you're at school, work, etc.
Normally I would not go to class drunk at 9:00am, but it's St. Patrick's Day.
by bumbleclot March 17, 2010
mugGet the St. Patrick's Daymug.

the poopy dance

occurs when you have to take a shit but there is no restroom nearby. therefore you end up dancing around while prairie dogging, trying to hold the turd at bay.
i had to do the poopy dance for fifteen minutes in the mall before i could find a restroom.
by bumbleclot January 2, 2009
mugGet the the poopy dancemug.

snack bitch

Person in a group of stoners who is elected to retrieve snacks for the rest of the group. A snack bitch is required at times when certain individuals get the munchies and are too stoned to get their own snacks.

A snack bitch should either be the sober person in the group, or the person who is best at remaining cognizant while stoned.

The snack bitch is usually elected by the majority vote.
I'm too fucking stoned to make a sandwich. Can you be the snack bitch tonight?
by bumbleclot May 18, 2009
mugGet the snack bitchmug.

humpity-hump

Used to define an unknown quantity.
John: How much did that cost?
Rob: Oh, I dunno. Thirty-four dollars and humpity-hump cents.
by bumbleclot June 5, 2009
mugGet the humpity-humpmug.

pennsylvania

like most states, pennsylvania has two large cities and the rest is dotted with small hick towns.

the four seasons in pennsylvania are:

1. almost winter
2. winter
3. still winter
4. construction
where else but pennsylvania can you freeze to death in the winter and die of heat stroke in the summer?
by bumbleclot July 19, 2006
mugGet the pennsylvaniamug.

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