27 definitions by bumbleclot

gommed

Being accosted to do a loathsome, undesirable task at work.

Guy #1: Where's John? It's 5:00.
Guy #2: He was gommed.

by bumbleclot February 17, 2009

mosquito wings

Humorous slang term for private's stripes in the U.S. Army. Mosquito wings signify a rank of E-2, whereas no stripes signify a rank of E-1.

A soldier typically receives his/her mosquito wings after 6 months of active duty.

by bumbleclot April 1, 2009

Anons

A group of losers who think they're special because they're "anonymous". Popular on the website 4chan.

Don't cross us! We're ANONS! We're such badasses!

by bumbleclot February 16, 2009

stank tunnel

the vagina.

john loved plunging his dick into mary's stank tunnel.

by bumbleclot December 9, 2008

boner-biting dick-fart fuckface

What Phillip calls Terrence in the South
Park movie.

Terrence: Well, Phillip, I hope you've learned something from this whole experience.

Phillip: I sure have, Terrance. I've learned that you are a boner-biting dick-fart fuckface.

by bumbleclot February 12, 2009

just a friend

The guy that your girlfriend is fucking.

Tony? Oh, he's just a friend.

by bumbleclot May 19, 2009