the poopy dance

occurs when you have to take a shit but there is no restroom nearby. therefore you end up dancing around while prairie dogging, trying to hold the turd at bay.

i had to do the poopy dance for fifteen minutes in the mall before i could find a restroom.

by bumbleclot January 02, 2009

humpity-hump

Used to define an unknown quantity.

John: How much did that cost?
Rob: Oh, I dunno. Thirty-four dollars and humpity-hump cents.

by bumbleclot June 05, 2009

miscarriage

God's method of abortion.

About 10-20% of pregnancies will result in miscarriage (this statistic is from mayoclinic.com).

Thank God that welfare-sucking bitch had a miscarriage.

by bumbleclot May 06, 2009

just a friend

The guy that your girlfriend is fucking.

Tony? Oh, he's just a friend.

by bumbleclot May 19, 2009

yumping yack

"Jumping jack" as pronounced by Mexican laborers who don't speak good English. A jumping jack is a hand operated piece of equipment that compacts soil at a construction site.

Boss said to use the yumping yack on dees dirt over here

by bumbleclot June 11, 2009

boner-biting dick-fart fuckface

What Phillip calls Terrence in the South
Park movie.

Terrence: Well, Phillip, I hope you've learned something from this whole experience.

Phillip: I sure have, Terrance. I've learned that you are a boner-biting dick-fart fuckface.

by bumbleclot February 12, 2009