Jailhouse Wallet

Safe keeping / smuggling contraband in Your Anal Cavity

When you in jail, use your "Jailhouse Wallet" to smuggle or keep safe various items.

by Bulldog March 10, 2007

playing swords

When taking a piss in a large troth type urinal, you see who can piss the longest between you and your buddy.

Chris is the king when it comes to playing swords, he can piss for five minutes straight.

by Bulldog January 29, 2006

South Texas Jawa

Often people of the Hispanic Culture who drive around suburban white neighborhoods looking for ANYTHING broken down that they can buy and / or steal so they can fix to sell or use. Lawnmowers, Washer/Dryer, Cars, Trucks, Blenders, ect. South Texas Jawas can easily be spotted by the old Ford F-150 pick-up they drive with the bed full of parts. Often they will pull an old trailer that is over loaded with more junk. You can see South Texas Jawas late night, towing broken down cars or cherry picking the junk pile in suburban neighborhoods before community pick-up. South Texas Jawas will also be up at the crack of dawn on Saturdays to rifle through yard sales and try to negotiate a cheaper price than listed. Swap Meets are another place that they can be found.

I heard a strange noise when I was in bed last night. When I looked out the window I saw three South Texas Jawas pulling my old dryer out of the community trash pick up pile and loading it into the bed of their truck.

by Bulldog October 16, 2008

cheek leak

When the bottom of a persons ass cheeks are not covered by their bikini because the ass crack gobbles them up or because of the ass is full and can't be contained.

Take a look at that cheek leak. That ass is perfect.

by Bulldog January 29, 2006

Wal Mart Cakes

Soiled baby diapers that have been rolled up and left in the Wal Mart parking lot.

Joe: "Fuck, I'm on parking lot duty tonight."

John: "Enjoy picking up all those Wal Mart Cakes."

by Bulldog December 09, 2008

manc

Most certainty one of the most hated parts of the United Kingdom. If anyone wonders were all the drug abusers etc… come from then look no further than Manchester (usually the moss side area). Most of them are usually racist and don’t have jobs but continue to give other parts of the UK negative comments.

Theirs the manc bastard, fucking kill him now before he gets away with my car. Oh shit them kappa tracky bottoms are hurting my eyes and he got away

by BuLLDoG March 11, 2004

Gandalf the gay

Slang for an older bearded homosexual.

Bro #1: Who did you take for Chemistry this semester?

Bro #2: That old gay bastard, Gandalf the gay.

by Bulldog December 29, 2011