bulldog's definitions

F.I.B's

Fucking Illinois Bastard

They should make north I-94 a toll road so we can collect some money from those F.I.B's who come up here every summer and act like they own the place.

by Bulldog August 2, 2007

South Texas Jawa

Often people of the Hispanic Culture who drive around suburban white neighborhoods looking for ANYTHING broken down that they can buy and / or steal so they can fix to sell or use. Lawnmowers, Washer/Dryer, Cars, Trucks, Blenders, ect. South Texas Jawas can easily be spotted by the old Ford F-150 pick-up they drive with the bed full of parts. Often they will pull an old trailer that is over loaded with more junk. You can see South Texas Jawas late night, towing broken down cars or cherry picking the junk pile in suburban neighborhoods before community pick-up. South Texas Jawas will also be up at the crack of dawn on Saturdays to rifle through yard sales and try to negotiate a cheaper price than listed. Swap Meets are another place that they can be found.

I heard a strange noise when I was in bed last night. When I looked out the window I saw three South Texas Jawas pulling my old dryer out of the community trash pick up pile and loading it into the bed of their truck.

by Bulldog October 16, 2008

cheek leak

When the bottom of a persons ass cheeks are not covered by their bikini because the ass crack gobbles them up or because of the ass is full and can't be contained.

Take a look at that cheek leak. That ass is perfect.

by Bulldog January 29, 2006

emeril

the act of ejaculating into your hand after intercourse and throwing it in her face while yelling "BAM!"

My lady was in a naughty mood, so I decided to pull an Emeril and give her a little more than ole' spice to slap on.

by BULLDOG January 31, 2003

Universal Whore Tattoo

A tattoo just above a woman's ass that let's all guys know she's a whore.

AKA - Tramp Stamp

Even when I was in Amsterdam, the girls with those tattoos were whores. I guess that's the Universal Whore Tattoo.

by Bulldog January 29, 2006

shmoleberry

An incredible weird person, a shmoleberry is someone who does the most idiotic stupid things you have ever seen. Someone who does things you would never think of doing

That man digging through the trash is such a shmoleberry.

by bulldog April 24, 2015

bottom boy

When two guys are fucking, you guessed it, the one on the bottom.

Did you see that weak guy at the gym, he was grunting like a bottom boy.

by Bulldog January 30, 2006