10 definitions by buckeyeoh

dog friendly apartment

Smells like shit because the owner locks it in the apartment all the time while the dog barks day and night.

dog friendly apartment: knock on door. " Hi I'm your neighbor it is 2:00 am can you please silence your barking dog" while thinking Christ I'm going to upchuck from the stench.

by buckeyeoh November 15, 2017

jingle dong

When your dick hits the front of the toilet seat while your taking a shit.

While taking a shit I leaned back then forward and jingle donged my dick twice.

by buckeyeoh July 6, 2014

Orc

Someone who tattoos their face and neck.

Are you an orc, you have ink on your face, do you worship the Dark Lord.

by buckeyeoh January 5, 2018