Definitions by buckeyeoh

Orc 

Someone who tattoos their face and neck.

Are you an orc, you have ink on your face, do you worship the Dark Lord.

Orc by buckeyeoh April 24, 2018

pimping your kid 

Using your child as an excuse for your own bad behavior or a job promotion your not qualified for.

(name insert) has a degree in applied science and many years experience.
"pimping your kid" states " I have 5 kids from 3 different women and need to support them".

Who should get the job?

pimping your kid by buckeyeoh November 20, 2017

dog friendly apartment 

Smells like shit because the owner locks it in the apartment all the time while the dog barks day and night.

dog friendly apartment: knock on door. " Hi I'm your neighbor it is 2:00 am can you please silence your barking dog" while thinking Christ I'm going to upchuck from the stench.

dog friendly apartment by buckeyeoh November 15, 2017

turdburg 

When somebody takes a shit so large that the top of it is higher than the toilet water.

Hey Joe!!! check out this turdburg, No Way a plunger's getting that out!!!
Damn!!! it's been there so long, its been growing moss!!!

turdburg by buckeyeoh September 16, 2014

jingle dong 

When your dick hits the front of the toilet seat while your taking a shit.

While taking a shit I leaned back then forward and jingle donged my dick twice.

jingle dong by buckeyeoh July 6, 2014