pimping your kid

Using your child as an excuse for your own bad behavior or a job promotion your not qualified for.

(name insert) has a degree in applied science and many years experience.
"pimping your kid" states " I have 5 kids from 3 different women and need to support them".

Who should get the job?

by buckeyeoh November 20, 2017

jingle dong

When your dick hits the front of the toilet seat while your taking a shit.

While taking a shit I leaned back then forward and jingle donged my dick twice.

by buckeyeoh July 06, 2014

Nazi

Someone who wants the complete and utter destruction of the Israeli people.

All Nazis go to Hell.

All Nazis go to Hell.

by buckeyeoh July 12, 2025

moo moo juice

Milk

Stated to a coworker grabbing your chocolate milk out of the company's fridge:
GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY MOO MOO JUICE!!!!

by buckeyeoh January 10, 2019

intellectual diversity

Something hypothetically based upon the imagination that doesn't have to be based upon any based fact

Trump created a phrase intellectual diversity that has no one has ever stated on Urban Dictionary.

by buckeyeoh April 24, 2025

Cochran

Scottish for redneck.

There are many Cochran families in the United States known mostly for their exceptional intelligence.

Protestant for the most part not known for having large families greater than two children.

Unlike many of their detractors who breed without control and have to beg for jobs do to their uncontrolled breeding like dogs.

That Cochran just took my job even tho I have 5 kids from three different women where's my welfare.

by buckeyeoh February 09, 2019

Rest in Power

Phrase meaning that a deceased cannot rest in peace until society changes due to the circumstances of a death.

The 8 year old girl will rest in power until the fucking bastard is arrested by the police.

by buckeyeoh July 06, 2020