bubba_the_retard's definitions

hamster

a dirty little hairy rat that shits all over your counch and dies 2 days after purchase.

Kid: I want a hamster for christmas!
Me: You stupid fag, go shove that rat up your ass.

by Bubba_The_Retard November 16, 2006

homemade milk

THe shit that comes out of my dick when I feel turned on.

"I realised my supply of milk was running low, so I just made some homemade milk "

by Bubba_The_Retard July 6, 2006

figger

a word that is supposed to convery prejeducism,racism and descrimination, many like other words, which has no meaning or value what so ever. It is made up by stupid retards on urbandictionary and is hardly ever used. Usually made up like this. ____(the first letter of the race or culture of an individual) igger.

Guy: Hey figger stop touching me.
Random Guy: What the fuck is a migger, you stupid white child did you make that shit up?
victim: ...
Me: *Nods at random guy* yeah..

by Bubba_The_Retard November 2, 2006

nerd

Some fukin homo with glasses that thinks there all that and likes to hang out at the library. Also someone who plays counterstrike and loves to hack. (Hax0rs)
In general:
-they have no life
-they laugh like homos
-their scronny bitchez that can't fight
-they play c.s.

Gangsta: Yo bitch get out of my way or il knock you!
Nerd: Il p00n j00 at c.s.
Gangsta: Lets go biatch!
................ Next day
Nerd: You g0t PwN3D , I am l33t l33t 1337, You are a N00bz0rs.
Gangsta: *Knocks Him*
Nerd: *runs home, cries and plays some more counter-strike*

by Bubba_The_Retard October 15, 2006

morphodite

a word derived from hermaphrodite, describing an individual with both male and female genitals. Usually true for other organisms and extremily rare for humans, but it can be used as an offensive term against an individual.

%Horny Morphodite Eying a Stud%:Ohhhh happy dayzzz!
%Stud Looking back, discustingly%: ...
%Morphodite%: Hey, im HOrny, please stick your dick in my pussy and il stick my dick in your ass!!!
Stud: You fukin fag, just shut the fuck up and go burn in hell!

by Bubba_The_Retard November 3, 2006

possesion

The Process of which an individual is cursed or possessed with a demonic entity.

The demon took possesion of Emily Rose.

by Bubba_The_Retard June 15, 2006

speed

distance / time

The amount of distance you travel over how long it takes, (how fast you travel)

My speed increases when im reaching orgasm.

by Bubba_The_Retard November 5, 2006