This spin on the old classic is only done when the poor bastards have left their home. You first take a large brown paper grocery bag and cut out one big rectangle from one of the sides. You then take some moist shit and spread it over the whole tray you have formed. Next you slide the tray underneath the person's front door. The large surface area of steaming dung will not only make the entire house smell like shit, but they will then step on it as they walk in and leave shitty footprints and have to clean their shitty shoes.
by bTreezy October 16, 2008
A great set of tits that fit perfectly in your cupped hands. In between rockin' tits and bee stings, these cans aren't necessarily the biggest, but could be all that one really needs.
"How was that breezy you took home last night?"
"Pretty dece face, nice palmers...took her down hard."
"Pretty dece face, nice palmers...took her down hard."
by bTreezy October 22, 2008
by bTreezy September 09, 2006
Really fuckin drunk. Could also apply to being cross faded or being on any number of drugs and drinkin huge.
by bTreezy October 25, 2006
A way to describe anything that is gonna involve blowing your load. It could describe a sick party, some run-a-tha-mill skanks comin over, or going over to your friends mom's house.
by bTreezy October 17, 2006
by bTreezy October 17, 2006
Recockulously drunk. FUBAR. Cross-faded. Drunk and high. Drunk and on tons of vicodin. Blacked out. Pretty much any state where you don't think you're gonna make it.
"Dude, I'm so doomed right now - I cant stand up. Jus go without me..."
"hah, Luke was doomed last night! what a mess"
"hah, Luke was doomed last night! what a mess"
by bTreezy October 25, 2006