two men walk into a bar

The start of another boring, bland, and overused joke.
Two men walk into a bar. Nothing else proceeds to happen.
by bruhthisismyhandle August 26, 2021
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1. "the" right angle of the photosynthesis.
2. a satire of people who are verbose nerds or people use random scientific-sounding words without knowing what they mean.
Person 1: What's the perpendicular of the photosynthesis?

Person 2: idk
by bruhthisismyhandle August 30, 2021
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Amoug

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when amoug 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
by bruhthisismyhandle August 18, 2021
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stop time

A special time at which you must STOP.
Person 1: Omg, its, like, stop time! But I want to talk annoyingly more!

Person 2: NO. It's time to STOP!
by bruhthisismyhandle August 21, 2021
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Y'all can't behave

An excuse for a moderator to lock a thread. Usually, it is for one of two reasons:

1: The moderator is too lazy to do their job.

2: The moderator didn't like what the commenters were saying.
Commenter 1: How did this get 2000 upvotes in 30 minutes?

Commenter 2: ikr? and what's up with the pinned comment? it sounds like an ad!

——Commenter 3: inb4 “y'all can't behave”

One hour later…

Moderator: locked 'cuz y'all can't behave💀

deleted: removed

—deleted: removed

——deleted: removed
by bruhthisismyhandle August 13, 2022
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Wifi Password

Person 1: Hey bro what's the wifi password?

Person 2: ̇/⋮↸ꖌ∴リᓵ𝙹ᓭ⍑↸ᓭꖌ↸⍑ᓭ𝙹リᓵꖌᓭ⍑↸ꖌᓭ╎ᓭꖌ ̇/𝙹ᒷリ↸ꖌ↸⋮↸ꖌ𝙹↸⍑ᓭ𝙹ᒷリ ̇/!¡∴⚍⎓ᒲᓭo↸⍑ ̇/∴𝙹リ↸ᓭ𝙹4ᓭ⍑ᒷ𝙹↸⍑ᓭꖎ∷リ ̇/𝙹3⍑ ̇/𝙹ᒷ⚍⋮𝙹⚍ᓭʖ𝙹⨅⍑ᓭ𝙹ᔑ⋮ꖌ⋮.

Person 1: ...Nevermind then.
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A viral video recorded by a cunt who called an uber just to fuck with the driver the whole ride. She cancelled her ride last second so she wouldn't have to pay, and then pretended that she wasn't at her destination with the aim of provoking the driver into hurting her so she could sue for quick money. Luckily her plan didn't work.
Girl: Hostile uber driver refuses to take me to ER! WhErE aM I???2?

200k+ dislikers: yeah no bullshit
by bruhthisismyhandle August 18, 2021
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