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smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN

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smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN

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by bruhthisismyhandle August 18, 2021
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Astronaut game

by bruhthisismyhandle August 16, 2021
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im a girl btw

A way to cheat your way through anything.
Person 1: Enough. You will never EVER get mod. Talk once more and you're permanently banned from this server.

Person 2: ...

Person 2: im a girl btw
by bruhthisismyhandle August 16, 2021
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job experience

1. something you need to get a job, but you cant get until you have a job.
by bruhthisismyhandle August 19, 2021
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I didn't sign up for this!

When something is not what you agreed to or anticipated to be.
Why is my rent 2x higher now? I didn't sign up for this!
by bruhthisismyhandle September 12, 2021
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fap machine

When someone just can’t stop fapping
Guy 1: *fap fap fap…*

Guy 2: Bruh? Get a room!

Guy 3: He’s been fapping for hours, I think we should leave and call the police

*a few minutes later*

“This is the police! Put your hands up!”

Guy 1 proceeds to fap faster and faster…

Holy fuck, he’s like a fap machine!”

*the police run away in fear of the imminent explosion…*
by bruhthisismyhandle October 20, 2022
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sleeping out

Person 1: I was sleeping out for like 8 hours!

Person 2: Isn't that all the time you had to sleep??? Did you stay up the entire night???
by bruhthisismyhandle August 18, 2021
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