65 definitions by bruhthisismyhandle

12:30

Muffin time.

Person 1: Hey! What time is it?

Muffin: IT'S MUFFIN TIME!

Person 2: Uh, actually it's 12:30...

Muffin: Somebody kill me!

by bruhthisismyhandle September 19, 2021

2022

today marks the start of yet another terrible year. enjoy.

2022 - another horrible year in the making.

by bruhthisismyhandle December 31, 2021

8-something

According to drake and google, this is the approximate square root of 69. However, this has a double meaning. 8 (ate) something refers to cunnilingus, which is part of the sex position 69.

The square root of sixty nine is 8-something, right?

'Cause I've been tryna work it out, oh

by bruhthisismyhandle August 25, 2021

Beluga

A great youtuber with a cat as his. pfp. Usually makes short discord videos.

Beluga with an anime pfp and name changed to Beluwuga: c
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ca
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cani get mod?

by bruhthisismyhandle August 17, 2021

Biography

1. An account of someone's life written by someone else.
2. Not a rug, despite what Tyler Elliott, an Urban Dictionary user claims.

Person 1: Check out this new Biography I purchased!~

Person 2: Uh, don't you mean... rug?

by bruhthisismyhandle August 18, 2021

baiting masters

1. masturbating but when you don't want others to know what it is.

Person 1: what did you do last night?
Person 2: Oh, nothing. I was just baiting masters.

by bruhthisismyhandle August 19, 2021

Band definition

1. A definition of an obscure band name nobody cares about. Usually has more dislikes than likes.

Person 1: How come every word I'm searching is a band definition?

Person 2: Because people love not giving real definitions.

by bruhthisismyhandle August 19, 2021