Not butter

Face it. This is the harsh reality. It's not butter.

...wait, it's not butter???

by bruhthisismyhandle August 16, 2021

I hate this site

1. A sex move usually involving taking a dump on your partner, and then making a definition named "I hate this site".

2. Slang for weed.

3. A super duper ultra mega crazy good band.

4. False. Everything is sex and weed.

Person 1: yo, i just got the best i hate this site ever!1

Person 2: can i get some of that weed??

Person 1: what? im talking about the sex move.

Person 3: You're both wrong. I hate this site was a super awesome amazing band club that started with a banger song! It all began in the late middle of 2021, when...

Person 1 & 2: shut up thot!!!

by bruhthisismyhandle August 16, 2021

Ellie Rose

The second best character in The Henry Stickmin Collection. Loyal, but will betray you in a certain ending as payback if you leave her behind.

"Ellie Rose will remember that."

by bruhthisismyhandle September 18, 2021

The fountain of youth

A fictional fountain that makes you younger the longer you stay. Also when a show is running out of ideas.

I cummed into the fountain of youth and now it's all gone :(

by bruhthisismyhandle September 11, 2021

Sodoku

A common misspelling of sudoku.

I am going to commit sodoku if I misspell it one more time.

by bruhthisismyhandle September 09, 2021

Hostile uber driver refuses to take me to ER!

A viral video recorded by a cunt who called an uber just to fuck with the driver the whole ride. She cancelled her ride last second so she wouldn't have to pay, and then pretended that she wasn't at her destination with the aim of provoking the driver into hurting her so she could sue for quick money. Luckily her plan didn't work.

Girl: Hostile uber driver refuses to take me to ER! WhErE aM I???2?

200k+ dislikers: yeah no bullshit

by bruhthisismyhandle August 18, 2021

baiting masters

1. masturbating but when you don't want others to know what it is.

Person 1: what did you do last night?
Person 2: Oh, nothing. I was just baiting masters.

by bruhthisismyhandle August 19, 2021