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The lag and bugs that come with searching or merely being on urban dictionary. Sometimes the page just shuts down forcing you to reload it for the 1000th time. Even like counts and search suggestions stop displaying every so often. In total, a complete mess.
by bruhthisismyhandle August 19, 2021

1. Thinking twice if you want to do something; A lighter form of repression.
2. Being happy, the opposite of depression.
2. Being happy, the opposite of depression.
1. When he asked if I wanted to go out with him, I had some pression.
2. My toxic friend died. I'm dealing with major pression right now.
3. I only said hi to her and she told me to stop taking
2. My toxic friend died. I'm dealing with major pression right now.
3. I only said hi to her and she told me to stop taking
by bruhthisismyhandle September 4, 2021

A fictional fountain that makes you younger the longer you stay. Also when a show is running out of ideas.
by bruhthisismyhandle September 10, 2021

1.
a particular form or version of a published text.
2.
the total number of copies of a book, newspaper, or other published material issued at one time.
a particular form or version of a published text.
2.
the total number of copies of a book, newspaper, or other published material issued at one time.
1. "a paperback edition"
2. "variations occurred after some of the edition had already been published"
2. "variations occurred after some of the edition had already been published"
by bruhthisismyhandle August 17, 2021

According to drake and google, this is the approximate square root of 69. However, this has a double meaning. 8 (ate) something refers to cunnilingus, which is part of the sex position 69.
by bruhthisismyhandle August 25, 2021

A viral video recorded by a cunt who called an uber just to fuck with the driver the whole ride. She cancelled her ride last second so she wouldn't have to pay, and then pretended that she wasn't at her destination with the aim of provoking the driver into hurting her so she could sue for quick money. Luckily her plan didn't work.
Girl: Hostile uber driver refuses to take me to ER! WhErE aM I???2?
200k+ dislikers: yeah no bullshit
200k+ dislikers: yeah no bullshit
by bruhthisismyhandle August 18, 2021

hahhaahhahahahhahhahaaha blue text
by bruhthisismyhandle August 18, 2021
