bruhthisismyhandle's definitions

I didn't sign up for this!

When something is not what you agreed to or anticipated to be.

Why is my rent 2x higher now? I didn't sign up for this!

by bruhthisismyhandle September 12, 2021

Elastic man

A dumb ad that is constantly seen on urban dictionary.

elastic man sucks.

by bruhthisismyhandle August 16, 2021

Hostile uber driver refuses to take me to ER!

A viral video recorded by a cunt who called an uber just to fuck with the driver the whole ride. She cancelled her ride last second so she wouldn't have to pay, and then pretended that she wasn't at her destination with the aim of provoking the driver into hurting her so she could sue for quick money. Luckily her plan didn't work.

Girl: Hostile uber driver refuses to take me to ER! WhErE aM I???2?

200k+ dislikers: yeah no bullshit

by bruhthisismyhandle August 18, 2021

I hate this site

1. A sex move usually involving taking a dump on your partner, and then making a definition named "I hate this site".

2. Slang for weed.

3. A super duper ultra mega crazy good band.

4. False. Everything is sex and weed.

Person 1: yo, i just got the best i hate this site ever!1

Person 2: can i get some of that weed??

Person 1: what? im talking about the sex move.

Person 3: You're both wrong. I hate this site was a super awesome amazing band club that started with a banger song! It all began in the late middle of 2021, when...

Person 1 & 2: shut up thot!!!

by bruhthisismyhandle August 16, 2021