cream

As a verb, to ejaculate. As a noun, the actual semen (cum) which is ejaculated.

I'm going to cream all over her face. Oh, and she really wants a load of my cream on her tits too.

by Brown Sugar March 18, 2003

jack off

1. To Masturbate, as in a male.
2. A stupid male (usually "jack-off").

1. I'm horny. I'm going to go jack off.
2. You retard, don't be such a jack-off

by Brown Sugar March 18, 2003

white gold

Semen; cum.

Ladies love fine jewelry, so I'm always happy to hook them up with some of my white gold.

by Brown Sugar March 18, 2003

dirty

Racist term used to denote person of Hispanic origin who has emigrated to the United States illegally; a beaner.

I want to move to El Paso, but they've got too many dirties there.

by Brown Sugar March 20, 2003

Philly fakeout

Maneuver by which a man who is performing doggystyle vaginal or anal intercourse pulls out at the brink of ejaculation and spits on the recipient's back, implying ejaculation. Subsequently, when the recipient turns to face the man, said man ejaculates on their face and/or other unexpected locales.

I did that bitch doggystyle, and then surprised her with a Philly fakeout!

by Brown Sugar March 18, 2003

knob

The penis. Hence, "to gobble the knob" (to perform oral sex on a male).

Dude, zip your pants back up, your knob is hanging out!

by Brown Sugar March 19, 2003

cock ring

A constrictive interlocking device placed at the base of the penis, to prevent blood from escaping and to strengthen erection.

My roommate's girlfriend was complaining that he was too soft, so I hooked him up with a cock ring for his birthday.

by Brown Sugar March 18, 2003