top drawer

Defecating in the upper part of a toilet so as to make the water incessantly brown.

Kaalberg was really pissing me off, so when he wasn't looking I went top drawer. For a week that idiot couldn't figure out why there was always deuce in the toilet water

by Brooks June 04, 2003

Fun Balloons

A Females body balloons that are fun to play with.

Brooks: Look at that biatch.
Wayne: Yeah, Shes got some nice fun Balloons.
Brooks: I'd like to flop one of those babys in my mouth.
Wayne: Bamm

by Brooks July 19, 2004

Politowski

The act of giving a blow job from under the president's desk.

Did you hear president Clinton got a politowski.

by brooks December 31, 2003

whooper with cheese

When a overweight female has an infection of the female genital tract.

Hey Matt, look at that whooper with cheese!

by Brooks July 16, 2004