Mayer Hater

Any seemingly straight, macho, sexist male who makes fun of John Mayer, but secretly is ridiculously jealous of all the ass John Mayer gets that they don't.

Bob, don't get pissed off and become a Mayer Hater just because I'd rather poke my eye out than have sex with you.

by Brooke February 19, 2005

Ashton Kutcher

Hott...awsome actor n just an awesome Guy for my friend megan!!

Ashton is the best guy ever!

by Brooke September 15, 2004

Bobcat Hunting

The art of driving and smoking marijuana while simulataneously madly searching for alleged bobcats that you claimed to have seen on similar past excursions.

Meredith: Hey does anyone have any ammo to go hunt bobcats?
Lauren: Yeah I just bought some, let's go hunt

by Brooke December 12, 2004

orlilly

Created by Orlando Bloom and Evangeline Lilly Shippers.

Wouldn't Orlilly be the cutest thing ever?

by Brooke April 11, 2005

Rowing

The most shit and painful sport i have ever encountered. Never take it up.

I came home from *rowing* and colapsed in a heap of exauhsted, painful shit.

by Brooke July 26, 2004

snoid

MOV slang for: TONIGHT

"When?"
"SNOID, fool, SNOID!"

by brooke October 05, 2003

drunk

Drinking a half gallon of vodka, then puking and passing out.

Before:
1 Lets get a half gally tonight...
2 sounds like a party
After:
1 I am so fucked up
2 I know man me too.
(here puking)

by Brooke April 21, 2004