brooke's definitions

shammered

like being hammered only much, much, more so.

'good night last night dude?' 'i have no idea whatsoever. i was shammered'

by brooke March 14, 2004

gomer

someone who keeps coming to the hospital and they dont die but the doctors wish that they would

Doctor #1: "Omg here comes that gomer again"...*sigh*
Doctor #2 : "Jesus christ why wont he just fking die?!?!?!"

by Brooke November 20, 2003

wicked

A brand of alcohol sold in Europe that will get you drunk very fast...has yet to reach mainstream America. Highly recommended if you find yourself over in Europe in the pub.

"That Wicked was damn good. Give me another."

by brooke December 30, 2003

Pooty

Somone who is being mean, stupid, cruel, unsesible, and in other words, a complete idiot.

My brother was being a big pooty when he punched me.

by Brooke January 31, 2004

lijie

Created by shippers of Elijiah Wood and Maggie Grace.

Lijie is the cutest ever!

by Brooke April 11, 2005

420

jake's pj's and now ant's favorite day of the year and also time

god..i dont wanna be with them on 4/20 at 4:20 ..it's gonna be funny

by brooke March 30, 2003

Mayer Hater

Any seemingly straight, macho, sexist male who makes fun of John Mayer, but secretly is ridiculously jealous of all the ass John Mayer gets that they don't.

Bob, don't get pissed off and become a Mayer Hater just because I'd rather poke my eye out than have sex with you.

by Brooke February 19, 2005