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by Brittany December 12, 2004
Get the yao mingmug. by Brittany January 10, 2005
Get the tobularmug. Someone Who say like a thousand times. . its annoying! Sheesh, i sometimes talk like. . this (Dis lolz)yea and I am a blonde, so it's not all blondes that are teeny boppers. . . ok so yea bye now
(sumone)hiyaz. . u thurrrz
me) umm hi?
sumone)_ helloz wuzzzzup
me0- n2m but u need to chill out fakie
sumone)_ fakie?? ur callin me a fake. . . whatever like u stupid bimbo enyways shut up lyke iwanted ot ltk to u enyways byeeez
me0- w/e bye
me) umm hi?
sumone)_ helloz wuzzzzup
me0- n2m but u need to chill out fakie
sumone)_ fakie?? ur callin me a fake. . . whatever like u stupid bimbo enyways shut up lyke iwanted ot ltk to u enyways byeeez
me0- w/e bye
by BrItTaNy November 25, 2003
Get the Teeny Boppermug. by Brittany November 22, 2003
Get the crazedmug. Interlude: This poem was created for a poetry class at San Diego State University by a very curious and enthusiastic Sophmore named Brittany.
Poem: "Safety First"
From Japan to the USA
They claim their place
In every bathroom or bed stand.
Lying within worn, cardboard boxes
Taunting all that stare
Embarassed by their intentions.
The perk function they perform;
To bring intense,
Erotic, ribbed pleasure
To those otherwise not meant to experience
Such sesual, twisted touch.
With the strength and Endurance
Of the Trojans invading Rome
They protect patrons each day.
By limiting the populations of teenage mothers,
They serve a necessary purpose for society
Often going without appreciation
Tossed aside after each use.
Representing all colors of the rainbow
All flavors of fruit
Chocolate, root beer,
Scented lilac, tropical breeze,
Nonoxynol-9 enhanced.
They make safety a carnival
Of lightly lubricated latex!
They've come to fill
A major role in many relationships
Knowing no discrimination,
They aid anyone willing to spend
A few crucial dollars.
Evolving from their original form of sheep skin,
They are the latest
In sexual exploration
Enjoyed by both old and young,
Single and married.
Small, large
Pinch the tip,
Roll them on.
Worldwide
They are the perfect fit.
Hope you enjoyed this demostration of literary creativity!!
Poem: "Safety First"
From Japan to the USA
They claim their place
In every bathroom or bed stand.
Lying within worn, cardboard boxes
Taunting all that stare
Embarassed by their intentions.
The perk function they perform;
To bring intense,
Erotic, ribbed pleasure
To those otherwise not meant to experience
Such sesual, twisted touch.
With the strength and Endurance
Of the Trojans invading Rome
They protect patrons each day.
By limiting the populations of teenage mothers,
They serve a necessary purpose for society
Often going without appreciation
Tossed aside after each use.
Representing all colors of the rainbow
All flavors of fruit
Chocolate, root beer,
Scented lilac, tropical breeze,
Nonoxynol-9 enhanced.
They make safety a carnival
Of lightly lubricated latex!
They've come to fill
A major role in many relationships
Knowing no discrimination,
They aid anyone willing to spend
A few crucial dollars.
Evolving from their original form of sheep skin,
They are the latest
In sexual exploration
Enjoyed by both old and young,
Single and married.
Small, large
Pinch the tip,
Roll them on.
Worldwide
They are the perfect fit.
Hope you enjoyed this demostration of literary creativity!!
Okay...so after such a long poem...do you really need an example too to get the point....Strap on the safety belt before you take the ride!
by Brittany January 10, 2005
Get the condommug. by brittany May 13, 2005
Get the frizmaticmug. 