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Styroformed

When somebody has super thick and curly hair that unfortunately looks like it was cut out of a block of Styrofoam. It is most often seen with crew cuts, or uniformed length hair... however if worn as an Afro, it is known as 'The Microphone'.
Mikey: "Dude, check out the guy in line with the Styroformed do! I wonder if it would cushion his head in a fall!?" Do you think he knows he's not allowed to recycle that Sh** when he cuts it?"
by brianxymox January 20, 2012
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