The acting of owning someone so bad, that the ownee should be legally allowed to sue the owner. Only used in the most extreme cases of ownership.
Wow, that was horrible, that wasn't ownage, not even hownage, that was utter and complete Sueage.
(pronounced like sewege)
(pronounced like sewege)
by Brian H November 06, 2004

verb
a goldstein refers to basketball, it is the act of attempting a lay-up or dunk only to be rejected by the bottom of the rim.
a goldstein refers to basketball, it is the act of attempting a lay-up or dunk only to be rejected by the bottom of the rim.
by Brian H September 06, 2005

When you are giving it to a chick from behind, you yell out "Who's the boss?" She'll get confused, turn her head around, at this moment, you donkey punch her in the face and then scream TONY DANZA!!!
by Brian H September 26, 2005

A thick , and I mean THICK substance that should only be messed around with if you are strong enough
Hey did you hear about Evan ?! I guess he drowned in an entire drum of tranny cum and his think body couldn’t handle it!
by Brian h October 09, 2022

This usually occurs when a man hasn't been layed in ages, and is incredibly desperate. He will go to a bar, get really trashed, and leave with the nastiest chick there, a total scrump, just because he knows he's gonna get some.
This is also a great insult.
This is also a great insult.
Anthony hadn't gotten laid in 5 weeks, and couldn't take it anymore, so he gave in to temptation and went dumpster diving
You are a jungle trudging dumpster diving piece of shit!!
You are a jungle trudging dumpster diving piece of shit!!
by Brian H December 28, 2005

This word is basically the pronounciation of the AOL instant messanger slang "lol" which means "laugh out loud" but it is much more than that.
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Popularized by PurePwnage's very own Jeremy (the pwnerer), people now use the word "lawl" in every day speech. The more a's in the word, the funnier it is.
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Popularized by PurePwnage's very own Jeremy (the pwnerer), people now use the word "lawl" in every day speech. The more a's in the word, the funnier it is.
"Look at that total n00b wearing highwaters, lawl!"
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"hahaha, girls are making fun of him and he's running away, laaaawl!!"
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"Oh my God, he got hit by a truck and he's either dead or gonna be a vegatable for the rest of his life, laaaaaaaaaaaawl!!!!"
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"hahaha, girls are making fun of him and he's running away, laaaawl!!"
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"Oh my God, he got hit by a truck and he's either dead or gonna be a vegatable for the rest of his life, laaaaaaaaaaaawl!!!!"
by Brian H October 12, 2005
