breh vity's definitions

Vegenis

(Veg-e-nis)

A vegetable that resembles a penis.

Sally stop laughing at the carrot vegenis!

by breh vity December 26, 2017

Time to chill

1. The amount of time a given person has to relax
2. Dedicated chilling time

Aka ToC

Since Jill has to bartend this evening she mentioned to Luke that her time to chill is limited.

by breh vity January 7, 2018

Predicking

1. When a person predicts the possibility of a future dicking.

2. To contemplate the possibility of receiving or giving a good dicking.

3. Planning for a ferocious sexual encounter

While texting her husband, who would arrive home from a business trip soon, she described a predicking to him.

Maria whispered in the ear of Roberto that if he took her out salsa dancing tonight a predicking would be high.

by breh vity May 2, 2018

pukecabulary

When someone makes claims and/or statements based on falsehoods, incorrect information, or purely delusional opinion. Someone literally vomits words based on bull shit.

Donald Trump's presidential campaign was riddled with speeches using his pukecabulary and ridiculous actions.

by breh vity March 20, 2017

Vegeildo

A vegetable (or vegnis) used in place of a dildo for sexual stimulation.

Dori had the house to herself Friday evening and decided to masturbate using a cucumber vegeildo.

by breh vity December 26, 2017