348 definitions by bread infection
to cover one’s oversized erection with ones necktie. Just jerk it to get rid of it. Then it will shrink and you won’t have to hide it.
by bread infection December 7, 2009
by bread infection October 22, 2005
by bread infection December 5, 2009
a 20 year old dating a 15 year old from 4 hours away and is totally wrapped up in her, also tries to get guts from her knowing that she is only 15.
Chris McPeters is such a cradle kill. Remeber that time he was a cradle kill. That whole summer he was acting like a cradle kill. Yeah thats the guy. To be cradle killed visit Neilson room 410.
by bread infection December 8, 2009
That George W. Bush dquasiavquasies all the time.
by bread infection December 7, 2009
Someone dumped a shit in the public swimming pool whilst it was packed and as soon as the log reached the surface everyone in the pool evacuated!
by bread infection November 29, 2009
the way really fat people walk. A combination between walking, bouncing, blobbing. The person doing it looks like they're falling down a steep hill
I'll just BLOUNCE over to the fridge to get my usual 76 packets of crisps, 428 slices of american cheese, 4 lb bucket of lard, 183 suspicious looking sasuages, and 382 pots of 99.999% lard pots of clotted cream. kristy edgerton does/says this
by bread infection October 22, 2005