bread infection's definitions

ladepooca

an old English word meaning the use of table implement in the poking of others more commonly a spoon. Roots - lade German for spoon, pooca German from the word poocåtachig, to poke (in short, to poke someone with a spoon)

After a smart ass comment, I ladepoocaed Deanna.

by bread infection November 29, 2009

segway steal

the act of stealing a segway.

I just made a segway steal from that old bitch.

by bread infection December 31, 2005

johnsartoriitis

1. to develop a disease that makes your bum very tight.

2. One who looks for bargains in the bin. The last person to shout beers.

He was a good bloke before he developed johnsartoriitis. Now he just has a really tight ass.

by bread infection December 1, 2009

4:19

1 minute away from flying.

Its 4:19…got a minute?

by bread infection December 10, 2009

slume

a shirt made into pants.

She's wearing a slume.

by bread infection November 22, 2009

stupidocracy

a government run by stupid idiots.

As long as George W. Bush is in office, we're run by stupidocracy.

by bread infection January 1, 2006

brown lips

someone who sucks up to someone more powerful than they are, in other words to kiss someone’s arse.

John Howard is always kissing George Bush’s arse by worshiping him like a king, what a brown lips.

by bread infection December 9, 2009