safecrack

to crap and jizz your pants at the same time.

Chris McPeters safecracked when he saw his mom naked.

by bread infection December 30, 2005

alcomenesia

a medical condition where a person suffers short term memory loss due to alcohol consumption

I had a big night last night and today am suffering from a mild case of alcomenesia

by bread infection October 22, 2005

stubby shorts

really skimpy footy shorts that many Aussie blokes wear during the summer, some are stubby to the point of indecent exposure.

Someone would say "That bloke down the street is always mowing the lawn in his stubby shorts, will he ever wear pants???"

by bread infection January 02, 2006

slume

a shirt made into pants.

She's wearing a slume.

by bread infection November 23, 2009

kwijibo

a tall dumb North American ape with no chin.

Look at that kwijibo!! Quick get the camera!!

by bread infection November 30, 2009

camoflagery

when something has good camoflage

That tree has camoflagery

by bread infection October 23, 2005

yobrodawgshitfucknadsboy

the number after five, commonly referred to as six.

one, two, three, four, five, yobrodawgshitfucknadsboy, seven, eight...

by bread infection April 30, 2008