ass jockulitous

the act of having a painful anus as a result of sodomy, usually accompained by a significant bow-legged gait

1.Jane has a bad case of ass jockulitous
2."Boy howdy, after them colored boys raped me in the joint, I sure had me a bad case of ass jockulitous."

by bread infection October 22, 2005

my buttcheeks

another word for "bullshit" or "my butt."

I thought you were going to take me camping? Camping my buttcheeks!!! You're too busy to take me anywhere!

by bread infection November 15, 2005

notch

the top ridge of the arse where the crack begins.

A plumber bends down to pick up a tool which his pants slip down exposing the notch of his crack.

by bread infection November 15, 2005

skinch

female who is classes and/or skanky. A 'clean' word for: Hoe, Whore, and Slut. A male who likes skanks.

"That girl is a skinch!" instead of "That girl is a hoe!"

by bread infection December 31, 2005

doublugly

1. really ugly

2. ugly to the second power

Damn, she’s doublugly.

by bread infection December 07, 2009

furgle

someone who spends all day with a single girl and then lies to all of his friends about what they did all day by saying they were "watching a movie."

Brian Holmes is a prime example of a furgle.

by bread infection November 08, 2005

belt the living shit out of

to play a song/video to death.

When a song is constantly played someone would say "I'm sick to death of that fucken song!! those DJs belt the living shit out of it!!"

by bread infection October 22, 2005