real world

a place where some people live and worry because they don't have enough money.

Sharon Turner lives in the real world now that she's left her rich husband.

by bread infection December 30, 2005

flower

To fart as you are exiting the shower, but it smells so bad you have to get back in and take another shower.

I totally flowered yesterday.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

ellerby

to be awesome and know it.

You’re ellerby.

by bread infection December 06, 2009

craniopomorphic

to attribute to an object a cranial capacity; done for the express purpose of shedding light on the intimate meshing of the object being described and the brain.

All the psychological fruits of a ponderer’s labor are contained in his craniopomorphic fruit basket. In my craiopomorphic fishbowl, the scriptures of vitality are reduced to fishfood.

by bread infection December 08, 2009

capper

to flop your dick out. I made this word up because a famous Aussie footballer Warwick capper went on Celebrity Big Brother (Aussie edition) and flopped his dick out in front of two of the female celebs because and got kicked out of the house as a result.

When going to the toilet, you'd capper and piss.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

kneeclap

to slap a person in the knee with great force and violent intentions.

I fell when a man stole my wallet and kneeclapped me.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

grrrrr

when you want to get it started.

I'm so grrrrr, I'm a slut.

by bread infection December 28, 2005