bread infection's definitions

crusty shit

shit that is really dried up and will crumble if you step on it.

Crusty shit that's found on the seat of an old outback dunnycan.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

scrump

a cross between screw and hump...."scrump."

I really like to scrump.
I would really like to scrump!

by bread infection January 1, 2006

shaskerade

walking around town with music driven by speakers from an old cpu.

damg, dude we should go shaskerade.

by bread infection December 31, 2005

crimson tide

another word for a woman's period; to be on the rag; to have a poon that looks as if Moses himself had parted the red sea between your thighs.

I am on the crimson tide this week. BLOODY PooN. ILove Jay Harve! Jason wants to lick my crimson tide...SHOCKER

by bread infection December 28, 2005

drunjliknerolf

a guy who spreads out a blanket during recess on the classroom floor while no one’s there and then strips and masturbates and sprays sperm all over the place then slurps it back up.

Elijah is a drunjliknerolf.

by bread infection December 7, 2009

jank

2 cars humping each other (usually used as a comperative word for things actually having sex)

Man, those 2 fat people having sex looks like a jank.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

doopalicious

when something tastes good but has a bad aftertaste

That was doopalicious.

by bread infection December 7, 2009