bread infection's definitions

jowep

(from the Latin ‘Jowus’ meaning ‘hairy’ and ‘Eppia’ meaning ’stupid’) a rare long-furred creature found usually in Cambridgeshire, England. It is not clear whether this strange being is diurnal or nocturnal, as it thrives in both conditions. It often travels with a Martin (Martmanimus Ohlookaferrarimydadwasgoingotbuyoneofthoseius) to search for food at a location near Priory Park known as James’ house.

“What the hell is wrong with that thing?” “Nothing, it’s just a jowep.”

by bread infection December 1, 2009

penobsci

a permanent penis leash. Doesn't have to be exactly literal.

Mary put Billy's penobsci on so tight he bled to death. Learn from Billy...dont put it on too tight, or else suffer from your penis falling off.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

glump

the default posture of a teenager.

he/she/it/ Glumps, he/she/it is a Glumper.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

saeger

to vomit profusely after performing cunnilingus.

After eating that furry taco, I think I need to saeger.

by bread infection December 30, 2005

camoflagery

when something has good camoflage

That tree has camoflagery

by bread infection December 28, 2005

slome

shorts made into a shirt.

She's wearing a slome.

by bread infection November 22, 2009

head

blowjob; one of the few things some girls are good for; oral sex given from a girl to a guy. Girls should not use this word when describing a guy giving oral sex to them or a girl giving oral sex to them, it sounds horrible.

Sharon Turner gives lousy head. Good thing she takes it up the ass.

by bread infection December 28, 2005