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jowep

(from the Latin ‘Jowus’ meaning ‘hairy’ and ‘Eppia’ meaning ’stupid’) a rare long-furred creature found usually in Cambridgeshire, England. It is not clear whether this strange being is diurnal or nocturnal, as it thrives in both conditions. It often travels with a Martin (Martmanimus Ohlookaferrarimydadwasgoingotbuyoneofthoseius) to search for food at a location near Priory Park known as James’ house.
What the hell is wrong with that thing?” “Nothing, it’s just a jowep.”
by bread infection December 1, 2009
mugGet the jowepmug.

penobsci

a permanent penis leash. Doesn't have to be exactly literal.
Mary put Billy's penobsci on so tight he bled to death. Learn from Billy...dont put it on too tight, or else suffer from your penis falling off.
by bread infection December 28, 2005
mugGet the penobscimug.

glump

he/she/it/ Glumps, he/she/it is a Glumper.
by bread infection December 28, 2005
mugGet the glumpmug.

saeger

to vomit profusely after performing cunnilingus.
After eating that furry taco, I think I need to saeger.
by bread infection December 30, 2005
mugGet the saegermug.

camoflagery

That tree has camoflagery
by bread infection December 28, 2005
mugGet the camoflagerymug.

slome

shorts made into a shirt.
She's wearing a slome.
by bread infection November 22, 2009
mugGet the slomemug.

head

blowjob; one of the few things some girls are good for; oral sex given from a girl to a guy. Girls should not use this word when describing a guy giving oral sex to them or a girl giving oral sex to them, it sounds horrible.
Sharon Turner gives lousy head. Good thing she takes it up the ass.
by bread infection December 28, 2005
mugGet the headmug.

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