0wch

owch written with a zero instead of an O.

0wch not Owch

by bread infection December 11, 2009

crusty shit

shit that is really dried up and will crumble if you step on it.

Crusty shit that's found on the seat of an old outback dunnycan.

by bread infection October 23, 2005

skook

something so cute or weird, that you cant help but squeeze it incessantly.

1. The back of that man's head is skooky

2. You're such a skook.

by bread infection November 23, 2009

stupidocracy

a government run by stupid idiots.

As long as George W. Bush is in office, we're run by stupidocracy.

by bread infection January 02, 2006

segway steal

the act of stealing a segway.

I just made a segway steal from that old bitch.

by bread infection December 31, 2005

woot

a word that expresses excitement of happiness. Also spelled "w00t".

Someone says "We won" You say "Woot"

by bread infection January 31, 2006

craniopomorphic

to attribute to an object a cranial capacity; done for the express purpose of shedding light on the intimate meshing of the object being described and the brain.

All the psychological fruits of a ponderer’s labor are contained in his craniopomorphic fruit basket. In my craiopomorphic fishbowl, the scriptures of vitality are reduced to fishfood.

by bread infection December 08, 2009