Definitions by bread infection

juggalo 

1. one who is down with the Wicked Clowns (of Insane Clown Posse)

2. Fucking maniacs. Psychopathic serial killers.

Juggalos kill motha fucker. ICP FOR FUCKIN LIFE.

juggalo by bread infection December 1, 2009

jowep 

(from the Latin ‘Jowus’ meaning ‘hairy’ and ‘Eppia’ meaning ’stupid’) a rare long-furred creature found usually in Cambridgeshire, England. It is not clear whether this strange being is diurnal or nocturnal, as it thrives in both conditions. It often travels with a Martin (Martmanimus Ohlookaferrarimydadwasgoingotbuyoneofthoseius) to search for food at a location near Priory Park known as James’ house.

“What the hell is wrong with that thing?” “Nothing, it’s just a jowep.”

jowep by bread infection December 1, 2009

johnsartoriitis 

1. to develop a disease that makes your bum very tight.

2. One who looks for bargains in the bin. The last person to shout beers.

He was a good bloke before he developed johnsartoriitis. Now he just has a really tight ass.

johnsartoriitis by bread infection December 1, 2009

Jobbie

a Scottish poo.

I took my dug oot so he could Jobbie.

Jobbie by bread infection December 1, 2009

jargogle

1. to befuddle

2. to mess up

I jargogled this song in Guitar Hero.

jargogle by bread infection December 1, 2009

jampro 

a bowel movement performed by Satan.

I haven’t seen anything so hideous since the jampro of ‘66. You can’t spell pro without jampro….

jampro by bread infection December 1, 2009

jadfa 

misplaced in space

My beer is probably jadfa.

jadfa by bread infection December 1, 2009