32 definitions by brd

A penis which is inordinately large in either length or girth or both.
At Jimmy's party last night, I hooked up with Paul who had an absolute monster. I didn't think it would fit, but I found some lube and condoms in Jimmy's sister's nightstand. The condom didn't fit, but with the lube, we worked him in. I think my hymen must not have been completely gone because I bled more than I did last year when I lost my virginity at the junior high graduation party.
by brd August 28, 2005
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A term referring to a man's penis especially when used to "pop" a girl's cherry (first intercourse when her hymen is torn or "popped").
After baseball practice, Jim asked me if I had used my cherry popper lately when we were in the shower. I told him I haven't popped a cherry since Amy, but that Emily is as tight as a virgin.
by brd May 4, 2005
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A girl who has not even had a finger in her vagina, so she is a virgin to fingers.
Suzy was a finger virgin until last night on our date. It was tight and there was blood on my fingers afterward, but she isn't a finger virgin anymore.
by brd October 24, 2004
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The act of a girl losing her virginity. It is a form of the work deflower. The term comes from the fact that the hymen, before being torn, most frquently looks like an inverted flower.
Amy asked her older sister Sue to stay in the room during her defloration by Jimmy. She wanted Sue to hold her hand because she was afraid of the pain when he broke through her hymen.
by brd November 22, 2004
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Performing oral sex on a gal immediately after breaking a gals hymen and it bleeds.
I felt bad that it hur her so bad when I made love to my virgin girlfriend Vicky. There was blood everywhere but she felt better when I ate her cherry sundae.
by brd October 24, 2004
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A term describing a girl who gives blow jobs to just about anybody at any time.

Often a BJ Queen will give several blow jobs to different guys at a junior high or high school party.
Jaimie set herself up in Bob's room during his party last week and gave a BJ to anybody who wanted one. She's the BJ Queen of our middle school.

I went to her late in the party. She was a mess. She had her top off as well as her skirt. There was cum in her hair, on her chest, and her panties were covered as well. She asked if I wanted her to swallow or if I wanted to cum on her tits or her panties. After she swallowed my load I asked her how she could do so many guys without her mouth getting tired and she said that she loved doing it so it didn't bother her.
by brd July 10, 2005
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Usually refers to a cute, unattainable, wholesome girl, who a guy would like to make love to. She's the type of girl you can take home to your mother, but usually is a tiger in bed.
Amy is one of the "girl next door" types. She is just as cute as a pin, so I was completely surprised when she agreed to go out with me, and even more surprised when she was all over me when we got to the park. She blew me (and swallowed) before we even got out of the car, and was tight as a vise when we made love before I took her home.
by brd August 28, 2005
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