brandon 's definitions

nug bait

a half cut off finger in the middle of the street.

jonny cut off his finger in shop class and threw it out the window creating a nug bait

by brandon February 6, 2005

belt

something that gets in my damn way!

Goddamn it girl, your belt's always in the way, I may have to teach you a lesson

by Brandon August 30, 2004

JBW

Abbrev for John Boy Walton (aka JG, Gorst or Sheesh). Typically found in a bar wobbling and staring at women.

"Fancy another 6 pints JBW?"

by Brandon September 2, 2003

Heteroflexible

A sexual orientation not restricted to a certain sex. Persons who are Heteroflexible 'swing both ways'.

Synonyms:

Bisexual
Bi

I dated this heteroflexible girl one time and she'd bring other girls home with her for us to share.

by Brandon January 4, 2005

Sausage Fest

A party of only men, where the sole purpose is to cook and eat sausage and bratwurst.

SausageFest 2003

by Brandon December 4, 2003

Blazinweed

A student who is totally a 1337 h4x0r who currently attends Fleming Island Highschool. He comepletely pwns you all In Warcraft 3, Halo 2, and In everyday life. Compared to Blazinweed (teh brandon), you all suck hard.

Also referred to commonly as God

Dude, its teh 1337 Blazinweed! Bow down before he liek killzz us all!!

by Brandon April 6, 2005

Dasha

An amazing wondeful beautiful woman with high sself respect ... will let no one bring her down

My self asteem is so low i wish i could be like Dasha

by Brandon May 22, 2004