dmb

N: Dave Mathews Band also called the best band by Mike and Jake.

I like dmb

by Brandon December 14, 2003

Chriskwanzakuh

(n.) The joint celebration of Christmas, Hannakuh and Kwanzaa. Combines all three major and semi-major holiday wishes (Christmas, Hanukkah and Kwanzaa) into one big holiday wish.

Thing 1: Happy Holidays!
Thing 2: Dude, "Happy Holidays" is so lame.
Thing 1: My bad.
Thing 2: You should say "Happy Chriskwanzakuh" instead
Thing 1: "Happy Chryslerwanika!"
Thing 2: ...

by Brandon December 23, 2004

Dickie

When a man is so fat, Obese, that when he looks down he cannot find his male genetals, or the penis, so he has to use a mirror

Your mother

by brandon March 12, 2004

Ron Artest

1.going absoultely crazy when slightly provoked by others.

Do not throw a beer at me sir, or i'll Ron Artest your ass!

by brandon November 20, 2004

tissue tit

Ever known one of those insecure girls that stuffed their bras with tissue paper? Well, here is what you would call these insecure young ladies.

"Hey tissue tit. Do you mind if I borrow your stuffing? I'm about to sneeze!"

by Brandon November 17, 2004

optimist

See also: idiot, buffoon, fool, intellectually underdeveloped, mongoloid, deserved rape victim

Dan tried to commit suicide by jumping off of the bridge and only ended up with a broken leg. An optimist walks up and says "Well, at least he didn't die."

by Brandon March 17, 2005

afro

A large poof of pubic-style hair resembling a large brillo pad. Usually accompanied by a "pick."

Ice Cube had a sweet Afro in that movie with that really white skinned kid who became a nazi because he had no friends.

by Brandon September 19, 2003