brandon 's definitions

Blitzoff

The act of BLitzing off. Or to tell somone to "Blitz off", an invented word inspired by playing too much blitzball of ff10

Hey Mandy, Blitzoff!

by Brandon November 12, 2003

Head Hunter

Agela Is that biggest head hunter i know

she loves to suck dick

by Brandon December 10, 2003

douche bag

a device they use in the military in order clean each others foxholes with. They also use the term to insult each other with.

hey general jackson, you are being a real douche baggus maximus.

by Brandon November 10, 2003

TRADE

A masculine acting gay male

Is he trade or fish?

by Brandon July 30, 2003

Misty Flower

When a guy wraps his package up in saran wrap, cums in it and slaps it onto someone's face.

You keep talkin' shit and I'm gonna give you a misty flower!

by Brandon February 4, 2004

Fong

Verb. To beat mercilessly.

Noun. A game in which coke bottles filled with sand and duct taped beyond belief are used to fong people.

I wrecked my car, my dad is gonna fong me when he finds out...

by Brandon March 11, 2004

anchorman

best demoman to ever touch a mouse

anchorman is the greatest demoman to ever touch a mouse, always has been, always will be.

by brandon April 17, 2004